wtf is wrong with the current crop of popstar's voices. they all sound the same. i think it was Cher that started this sort of yodeling now they're all at it..
i was in Belfast today it was lashing down wtf are all the youngsters wearing the water was halfway up their legs.. jeans trailing in the wet.. arsoles..
what the fuk is wrong with the young fellas they're all anorexic.. skinny little runts with their hair badly cut and their trousers hanging down..
don't get me started on the lassies.. sweet jeez.. what are they eating.. big fat arses in figure hugging sweat pants..
i must be getting old. that has to be it
Teenagers by their very nature will dress like idiots just to appear different. If they started dressing like their Dads I'd be more worried.
As for pop music. Its just shite, always was. Don't listen to it.
Lawnseed can I steal that?
It's almost as poetic as "choose life"
No style at all. Not like in my day when we had the tartan trousers half way up our legs.
You know you're getting old when...you can count the amount of 'ever presents' in the top flight of English soccer on the one hand since you followed soccer. If you don't follow soccer, then I don't know!! P.S. my 'ever present' stands at 7 so I'm not getting old yet!
You know you re getting old when you can remember your folks being the same age as you are now !
Found myself admiring a sweater Dennis Quaid was wearing in the remake of footloose and thats when I knew it was all over.
Clothes for boys and men has become ridiculous. Skinny jeans and tight shirts, they all look as camp as Christmas. Men's clothes are designed by gay men so I guess it's no surprise, but you won't get me wearing any of that shite.
Quote from: thejuice on May 07, 2012, 11:18:05 PM
Teenagers by their very nature will dress like idiots just to appear different. If they started dressing like their Dads I'd be more worried.
As for pop music. Its just shite, always was. Don't listen to it.
Not always 80s had some good music. I feel sorry for the teenagers today having to listen to that shite called music.
Every generation confuses the generation that came before us. It's the way of life. Sure Cliff Richard was the 'bad boy' of music in his time.
I have started to listen to radio ulster.
I still turn it over when Uncle Hugo comes on. The Day I start listening to him is the day I cut off my ears
When you shake the lad after a pee but still get a wet spot a few minutes later.
Quote from: Gazzler on May 08, 2012, 01:33:16 PM
When you shake the lad after a pee but still get a wet spot a few minutes later.
Thank God. I thought that was just me and there was a problem!
When you remember lads playing that are now in their 70s - like Big jack and Gilser.
When you remember games distinctly from 20-30 years ago but can t remember last years cup final.
When you prefer spending time tending the tomato plants or making a chicken coop than watching soccer.
When you can t recognise more than 10 hurlers curently playing. Now lets see there s Tommy Walsh, John Gardiner, Eoin Larkin, Keith Higgins, Donal Óg Cusack, Joe Canning... er.... is yer man from Waterford still playing... Browne the wing back?
When you stop shouting at referees at football matches.
When you start running and cycling again.
When you were old enough to watch Denis Taylor beat Steve Davis - live in a pub - after hours.
You know you are getting old when you scan through 50 television channels and then declare "There's nothing good on"
Quote from: Orior on May 08, 2012, 02:13:55 PM
You know you are getting old when you scan through 50 television channels and then declare "There's nothing good on"
At least I am not the only one. I now check TCM every night to see if there are ant good films on
Quote from: oisinog on May 08, 2012, 02:17:19 PM
Quote from: Orior on May 08, 2012, 02:13:55 PM
You know you are getting old when you scan through 50 television channels and then declare "There's nothing good on"
At least I am not the only one. I now check TCM every night to see if there are ant good films on
Guilty as charged your honour!
When you can still fancy Maureen O'Hara. :)
When you're proud of going all night, but what you mean is going without having to get up for a pee.
When you compare something to the fall of the Berlin Wall and have to change it to Septemer 11'th so your workmates understand the context.
Quote from: Captain Obvious on May 08, 2012, 12:30:21 AM
Quote from: thejuice on May 07, 2012, 11:18:05 PM
Teenagers by their very nature will dress like idiots just to appear different. If they started dressing like their Dads I'd be more worried.
As for pop music. Its just shite, always was. Don't listen to it.
Not always 80s had some good music. I feel sorry for the teenagers today having to listen to that shite called music.
There was shite music in every generation, just as there's great music in every generation. Including today.
When you go out and the first thing you want to do is get a seat.
When you rather just sit in the local rather than go to the town.
When you start thinking that certain women in their 50s look well for their age :-[
When you take an interest in what plants are growing in your garden.
Quote from: Croí na hÉireann on May 09, 2012, 11:44:35 AM
When you take an interest in what plants are growing in your garden.
When a trip to a garden centre is a grand day out.
And when you say 'there's nothing tastes as nice as something picked out of your own garden' - and mean it.
Quote from: AZOffaly on May 09, 2012, 03:39:17 PM
Quote from: Croí na hÉireann on May 09, 2012, 11:44:35 AM
When you take an interest in what plants are growing in your garden.
When a trip to a garden centre is a grand day out.
And when you say 'there's nothing tastes as nice as something picked out of your own garden' - and mean it.
Maybe I'm not that old after all :P
wen you remember channel 5s soft porn era
Quote from: eddie d on May 09, 2012, 04:13:54 PM
wen you remember channel 5s soft porn era
Only found out there was a channel called channel 5 when I moved England.
Quote from: AZOffaly on May 09, 2012, 03:39:17 PM
Quote from: Croí na hÉireann on May 09, 2012, 11:44:35 AM
When you take an interest in what plants are growing in your garden.
When a trip to a garden centre is a grand day out.
And when you say 'there's nothing tastes as nice as something picked out of your someone else's garden' - and mean it.
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on May 09, 2012, 05:35:36 PM
Quote from: eddie d on May 09, 2012, 04:13:54 PM
wen you remember channel 5s soft porn era
Only found out there was a channel called channel 5 when I moved England.
Moving a whole country is a bit extreme just to pick up channel 5.
Quote from: Puckoon on May 07, 2012, 11:19:36 PM
Lawnseed can I steal that?
It's almost as poetic as "choose life"
where did choose life go and there was choose dublin etc..
lads those piddling problems.. see your gp and i'm not joking. you should not be leaking after you pee or getting up to pee during the night unless you've had a considerable amount of liquid. if you are getting up your bladder should be full ie you should have a long pee. :-[
wtf is wrong with the young people's sleeves theyre all too long they walk about with a hump on them with the sleeves pulled over their hands like some kind of old crone out of a fairytale. ???
dublin has become another state of america theyre all talking like yanks "and i was like.." oh my goddd! wtf the good old bleeder is an endangered species... ::)
anyone remember when we had DJs on the radio? now theyre all politicians foisting their opinions across the airwaves.. ray darcy play some music and shut your mouth.. >:(
wtfs going on in norn iron every road around our towns is plastered in fukn ramps! cars in rural areas are in better shape than than the townie cars- the suspensions hanging out of them. they took the ramps away from police stations and barracks and put them in suburbia >:(
glad to see they fixed the water main on the newtown armagh road its only been running across the road for 4 years and the doe kept fixing the the holes it made. there are still holes but now the problems fixed they'll probably leave the holes for 4 years.
funny someone mentioned gardening i found myself admiring someones garden today.. fukit i am getting old
QuoteWhen you start thinking that certain women in their 50s look well for their age :-[
Jeez OrangeMac, are you losing the plot? What do you see in the likes of this?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fT4rQk15V_k/TjpUDET8-qI/AAAAAAAAFIs/Fiahgxy8D8Q/s1600/Susanna-Hoffs-cantantes-de-rock.jpg)
The hair growing from my nose and ears is starting to cause me considerable unease.
Not particularly enamoured with the noises I've started to make involuntarily when bending to lift things.
Quote from: King Kenny on May 09, 2012, 11:53:49 PM
The hair growing from my nose and ears is starting to cause me considerable unease.
Not particularly enamoured with the noises I've started to make involuntarily when bending to lift things.
I grew a beard and this worry has eased considerably.
when this was 20 years ago. Remember it like it was yesterday :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpeCtojBomI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpeCtojBomI)
When you get CV's from fellas who were born the same year you did your Leaving Cert.
When after the first mouth full you go "ah....nothing like a good cup of tea".
Quote from: Croí na hÉireann on May 10, 2012, 11:45:48 AM
when this was 20 years ago. Remember it like it was yesterday :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpeCtojBomI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpeCtojBomI)
Croi I watched that clip you put up & I found the one below. Brums team that day included Steve Bruce, Gary Ablett, Barry Horne, Paul Furlong & Anders Limpar. Bryan Hughes's performance for Wrexham that day persuaded Trevor Francis to buy him. I also remember this game like it was yesterday. :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Hfe_gsZ8Q&feature=related
Quote from: lawnseed on May 09, 2012, 10:28:12 PM
lads those piddling problems.. see your gp and i'm not joking. you should not be leaking after you pee or getting up to pee during the night unless you've had a considerable amount of liquid. if you are getting up your bladder should be full ie you should have a long pee. :-[
wtf is wrong with the young people's sleeves theyre all too long they walk about with a hump on them with the sleeves pulled over their hands like some kind of old crone out of a fairytale. ???
dublin has become another state of america theyre all talking like yanks "and i was like.." oh my goddd! wtf the good old bleeder is an endangered species... ::)
anyone remember when we had DJs on the radio? now theyre all politicians foisting their opinions across the airwaves.. ray darcy play some music and shut your mouth.. >:(
wtfs going on in norn iron every road around our towns is plastered in fukn ramps! cars in rural areas are in better shape than than the townie cars- the suspensions hanging out of them. they took the ramps away from police stations and barracks and put them in suburbia >:(
glad to see they fixed the water main on the newtown armagh road its only been running across the road for 4 years and the doe kept fixing the the holes it made. there are still holes but now the problems fixed they'll probably leave the holes for 4 years.
funny someone mentioned gardening i found myself admiring someones garden today.. fukit i am getting old
I swear this is posted by P.O.G. but I am still laughing.
I watched an episode of 'Britain Unzipped' on BBC Three tonight.
As the title of the thread says...
Quote from: lawnseed on May 07, 2012, 11:07:11 PM
wtf is wrong with the current crop of popstar's voices. they all sound the same. i think it was Cher that started this sort of yodeling now they're all at it..
i was in Belfast today it was lashing down wtf are all the youngsters wearing the water was halfway up their legs.. jeans trailing in the wet.. arsoles..
what the fuk is wrong with the young fellas they're all anorexic.. skinny little runts with their hair badly cut and their trousers hanging down..
don't get me started on the lassies.. sweet jeez.. what are they eating.. big fat arses in figure hugging sweat pants..
i must be getting old. that has to be it
Your not getting old. If anything you act the exact same age as the people you are writing about above.
Why do I say this?? Just re-read your opening paragraph. You use all text speak when you write proper sentences.
Terrible grammar, terrible spelling and terrible use of CAPITAL letters.
...wen ur shorthnd txt isnt short enuf ne mre, wtf
and about britain unzipped, does anyone find russell funny?
Quote from: Christmas Lights on May 11, 2012, 03:01:46 PM
Quote from: lawnseed on May 07, 2012, 11:07:11 PM
wtf is wrong with the current crop of popstar's voices. they all sound the same. i think it was Cher that started this sort of yodeling now they're all at it..
i was in Belfast today it was lashing down wtf are all the youngsters wearing the water was halfway up their legs.. jeans trailing in the wet.. arsoles..
what the fuk is wrong with the young fellas they're all anorexic.. skinny little runts with their hair badly cut and their trousers hanging down..
don't get me started on the lassies.. sweet jeez.. what are they eating.. big fat arses in figure hugging sweat pants..
i must be getting old. that has to be it
Your You're not getting old. If anything you act the exact same age as the people you are writing about above.
Why do I say this?? Just re-read your opening paragraph. You use all text speak when you write proper sentences.
Terrible grammar, terrible spelling and terrible use of CAPITAL letters.
:P
If you're going to do that, you have to do it right!
Quote from: Maguire01 on May 11, 2012, 05:27:38 PM
Quote from: Christmas Lights on May 11, 2012, 03:01:46 PM
Quote from: lawnseed on May 07, 2012, 11:07:11 PM
wtf is wrong with the current crop of popstar's voices. they all sound the same. i think it was Cher that started this sort of yodeling now they're all at it..
i was in Belfast today it was lashing down wtf are all the youngsters wearing the water was halfway up their legs.. jeans trailing in the wet.. arsoles..
what the fuk is wrong with the young fellas they're all anorexic.. skinny little runts with their hair badly cut and their trousers hanging down..
don't get me started on the lassies.. sweet jeez.. what are they eating.. big fat arses in figure hugging sweat pants..
i must be getting old. that has to be it
Your You're not getting old. If anything you act the exact same age as the people you are writing about above.
Why do I say this?? Just re-read your opening paragraph. You use all text speak when you write proper sentences.
Terrible grammar, terrible spelling and terrible use of CAPITAL letters.
:P
If you're going to do that, you have to do it right!
you're the second dunce who has tried to have a go at my posts christmas lights only to find that 'your' own command of the keyboard is second rate. maguire beat me to it. i get my point across well enough to be understood even in my dotage imo