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1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.
2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.
3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don't Run So We're Even.
5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).
6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.
9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.
15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
19. Please Bypass My Heart.
20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
I always loved "Drop-kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life" Hank Wangford.
Quote from: Lecale2 on March 11, 2010, 01:24:10 PM
I always loved "Drop-kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life" Hank Wangford.
2nd that!
I like the old Billy Connelly 1.....'How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face'
What about the oul Wayne County (and the Electric Chairs) classic 'If you don't want to f*ck me baby, f*ck off!'?
Kevin Bloody Wilson
"I've got a tongue that's 10 inches long and I've learned to breathe through my ears!"
big toms 4 country rogues coming in thye mouth ofglenda madden
Brooks and Dunn (who I've actually seen in concert after a rodeo in San Antonio - some experience all round) have a few classic titles. Three of my favs are "Boot scootin' boogie", "Cowgirls don't cry" and "You can't take the Honky Tonk out of the girl". People have bought millions of their albums, they were absolutely massive until they went their seperate ways last year.
"If drinkin' don't kill me, her memory will."
Good thread :D
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I'll Fall In Love
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You
'Somewhere between between raising hell and amazing grace' - Big n Rich
I can't get over you until you get out from under him.
My Granny Was A Cripple In Nashville - Billy Connolly
How can I miss you if you don't go away
Its one I listen to from Elvis Costello's Almost Blue album.
To night the bottle let me down.
I suppose Frank Zappa isn't country and western but his 'why does it hurt when I pee?' is a classic tune
"I never went to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few!"
I serve my time loosing track of the wine
Looking through red eyes that's blue
Holding on till the very last song
Trying to make up my mind who to choose
Chasing a dream in a whiskey world
Down the neon avenue
To I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few
Ain't it funny how the liquor and the flicker of a candle
Makes you see it from a different view
Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few
I've made more than one morning laying there groaning
Crying Lord what did I do
A-hanging my head as I slipped from the bed
Trying hard not to leave any clues
When I start out the evening I'm being selective
But I'll take anything after two
Oh I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few
"Please Lord don't let the Arse get Messi" - by Tony Fearon
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven & Your Buns In The Bed by Kinky Friedman
You uppity women I don't understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Early every morning you're out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your maiden form for lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.
Every single brakeman that's ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong.
Eve said to adam, ¡°here's an apple you horse¡±
And delilah defoliated samson's moss.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.
So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can't love a male chauvinist
You'd better cross me off your shopping list.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Take this job and shove it...........J.Paycheck.
First redneck on the internet........Cletus t. Judd
Tequila makes her clothes fall off...Trace Lawrence.
I`ll never smoke weed with Willie again....Toby Keith
Cowboys are frequently fond of each other....Willie Nelson
You`ll never get out of this world alive...Hank Williams