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Non GAA Discussion => General discussion => Topic started by: ONeill on October 16, 2009, 11:15:24 AM

Title: Quote quiz
Post by: ONeill on October 16, 2009, 11:15:24 AM
Who said?

"I don't think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona."

"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual, too."

"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."  (asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."

"I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football."

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."

And so on - http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/the-most-bizarre-quotes-in-sport-1802517.html?action=Popup&ino=1

Does the GAA (not the now-tiresome O'Muircheartaigh ones) have any dafties?


Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: redhugh on October 16, 2009, 11:25:42 AM
Ah c'mon O' Neill , you can't be calling Micheal tiresome now. The man's a legend. Are these quotes all from the one man? There's two of them I've heard before, but the rest are new to me .No idea.
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: Orior on October 16, 2009, 12:32:47 PM
Quote from: ONeill on October 16, 2009, 11:15:24 AM
Who said?

"I don't think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona."

"He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual, too."

"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."  (asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."

"I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football."

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."


Emmm, let me guess. Was it O'Neill?
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: tyrone girl on October 16, 2009, 12:42:50 PM
Hows it a quote quiz though when all the answers are in the link   :-\
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: Zapatista on October 16, 2009, 12:49:51 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on October 16, 2009, 12:42:50 PM
Hows it a quote quiz though when all the answers are in the link   :-\

Correct
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: redhugh on October 16, 2009, 01:16:07 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on October 16, 2009, 12:42:50 PM
Hows it a quote quiz though when all the answers are in the link   :-\

Thanks for making me look like a thick fcuker. :-\
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: ONeill on October 16, 2009, 02:04:51 PM
Fcuk sake.

Right, this time without the examples, any gaa/other quotes for us to ponder over?

eg.

"If ye strak, yer off." (or something like that).
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: ONeill on October 16, 2009, 02:52:05 PM
" ..and they didn't even have the dacency to spell me name right, Eugene...."
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: DrinkingHarp on October 16, 2009, 08:25:52 PM
Easy one


"It's 106 miles to Chicago,we got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes,it's dark and we are wearing sunglasses"
"Hit it"
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: DrinkingHarp on October 16, 2009, 08:29:57 PM
"Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys"

Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: DrinkingHarp on October 16, 2009, 08:32:38 PM
"Golf is a good walk spoiled"

different person

"It's just a job. Grass grows,birds fly,waves pound the sand. I beat up people."

Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: stephenite on October 18, 2009, 01:44:17 PM
Quote from: DrinkingHarp on October 16, 2009, 08:32:38 PM
"Golf is a good walk spoiled"

Mark Twain?
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: ONeill on October 18, 2009, 02:39:35 PM
Quote from: DrinkingHarp on October 16, 2009, 08:29:57 PM
"Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys"

Oscar Wilde. Great GAA man.
Title: Re: Quote quiz
Post by: Tony Baloney on October 18, 2009, 02:46:06 PM
Quote from: ONeill on October 18, 2009, 02:39:35 PM
Quote from: DrinkingHarp on October 16, 2009, 08:29:57 PM
"Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys"

Oscar Wilde. Great GAY man.
If you insist.