FW: http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,1774_5614214,00.html
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I was eating my lunch while reading this - laughed so hard I now have a seed from a granary bap stuck up the back of ;my nose. Priceless. ;D
Just as well Julian Dicks has long since retired
Here is a website called throw a tomato at Robert Fuchs (http://connect.in.com/robert-fuchs-footballer/throw-a-tomato-237199.html#celeb)
Apparently he is a footballer.
Imagine if he was marking ...eh picking up....detailed to look after.....eh told to shadow.....the right honourable footballer mentioned in the OP.