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Title: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: thejuice on May 31, 2009, 11:48:22 AM
http://www.spike.com/show/31082?tabId=31138&fxn=getTabMembers

QuoteMay 31, 2009
@ 9:00 PM Deadliest Warrior
IRA vs. Taliban
The Taliban - deadly extremists battling in the mountains of Afghanistan, versus the I.R.A. - elusive, hard-hitting masters of Ireland's urban jungles. It's a battle to the death, between two lethal guerilla warriors, armed to the teeth with flamethrowers, rocket launchers, carbines, mines and a devastating home-made bombs.

American TV channel Spike is having a virtual battle between the IRA and the Taliban. What can you say only ' For F u c k Sake'  :D
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: playwiththewind1st on May 31, 2009, 11:59:05 AM
As Harry Hill would say, "there's only 1 way to find out"................
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Lar Naparka on May 31, 2009, 12:11:36 PM
I'd say it would all be down to the referee on the day - having the game at home would be a big advantage. :D
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Square Ball on May 31, 2009, 12:29:06 PM
Quote from: Lar Naparka on May 31, 2009, 12:11:36 PM
I'd say it would all be down to the referee on the day - having the game at home would be a big advantage. :D

;D
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: corn02 on May 31, 2009, 12:42:11 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on May 31, 2009, 11:59:05 AM
As Harry Hill would say, "there's only 1 way to find out"................


Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Istabraq on May 31, 2009, 02:20:49 PM
home advantage is critical
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on May 31, 2009, 02:53:14 PM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated

predictable.  ::)
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Gnevin on May 31, 2009, 05:39:06 PM
Which IRA ?
War of Independence?
Civil War ?
Post Civil -Board campaign?
PIRA?
CIRA?
OIRA?
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: thejuice on May 31, 2009, 06:36:53 PM
These lads I think (http://www.reading.org/General/Default.aspx)
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: tyronefan on May 31, 2009, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated

so is the IRA
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Gnevin on May 31, 2009, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: tyronefan on May 31, 2009, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated

so is the IRA
The IRA lost the civil war or was that a challenge match and not counted?
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: aroundincircles on May 31, 2009, 08:29:51 PM
If it was played in heat like today you would fancy the taliban
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: tyronefan on May 31, 2009, 08:52:09 PM
Quote from: Gnevin on May 31, 2009, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: tyronefan on May 31, 2009, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated



so is the IRA
The IRA lost the civil war or was that a challenge match and not counted?


In house chanllenge match   forwards against backs   doesn't count   ;D

Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: whiskeysteve on May 31, 2009, 08:53:38 PM
what was it capture the flag or team deathmatch?
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: ildanach on May 31, 2009, 09:19:55 PM
Quote from: Lar Naparka on May 31, 2009, 12:11:36 PM
I'd say it would all be down to the referee on the day - having the game at home would be a big advantage. :D
if it was paddy russell- he would definately favour the taliban
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 09:22:49 PM
Quote from: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on May 31, 2009, 02:53:14 PM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated

predictable.  ::)

Gift.
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: DrinkingHarp on May 31, 2009, 11:27:08 PM
It starts in 2 1/2 hours from now I will let you know the setup and winner

Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: DrinkingHarp on June 01, 2009, 03:11:19 AM

In a close race the IRA beats the Taliban.

The show compared each groups weapons with the deadly force each would inflict.

              IRA                 Taliban

1)  Flamethrower                 RPG                        Edge - Taliban
2)  Remote Nail Bomb          Landmine                 Edge - IRA
3)  Armalite 15                    AK47                      Edge - IRA
4)  Slingshot                      Bayonet                   Edge - Taliban

5 on 5 in a urban/junkyard setting      IRA 1 survivor   Taliban 0 survivors

The show uses computer programs and weapon experts to determine results.


Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Bod Mor on June 01, 2009, 03:54:23 AM
Tiocfaidh allah

Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Carmen Stateside on June 01, 2009, 04:26:22 AM
What a load of pish that was :D
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: DrinkingHarp on June 01, 2009, 06:28:43 AM
Quote from: Carmen Stateside on June 01, 2009, 04:26:22 AM
What a load of pish that was :D

From an entertainment view the show sucks, I did like the way they measured the different weapons.
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: MW on June 01, 2009, 08:08:06 AM
Quote from: DrinkingHarp on June 01, 2009, 06:28:43 AM
Quote from: Carmen Stateside on June 01, 2009, 04:26:22 AM
What a load of pish that was :D

From an entertainment view the show sucks, I did like the way they measured the different weapons.


Ooh, matron.
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on June 01, 2009, 09:11:21 AM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 09:22:49 PM
Quote from: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on May 31, 2009, 02:53:14 PM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated

predictable.  ::)

Gift.


Yawn....
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: orangeman on June 01, 2009, 11:35:32 AM
Who would win ? The Brits of course.
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Chrisowc on June 01, 2009, 11:39:19 AM
Quote from: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on June 01, 2009, 09:11:21 AM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 09:22:49 PM
Quote from: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on May 31, 2009, 02:53:14 PM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated

predictable.  ::)

Gift.


Yawn....

Predictable.  ::)
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on June 01, 2009, 11:45:51 AM
Quote from: Chrisowc on June 01, 2009, 11:39:19 AM
Quote from: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on June 01, 2009, 09:11:21 AM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 09:22:49 PM
Quote from: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on May 31, 2009, 02:53:14 PM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated

predictable.  ::)

Gift.


Yawn....

Predictable.  ::)


Sad, but at least you made me smile.  ;)
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: The Iceman on June 01, 2009, 01:47:53 PM
The show in its infancy definitely started off well when it was one warrior against another. Ninja, gladiator, Viking, Samurai - it was all good.
Then it went down hill with Yakuza vrs Mafia and hit a new low with this one.
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: thejuice on June 01, 2009, 09:56:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQxtCLgWh8

Its f**king hilariously bad,
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: The Watcher Pat on June 01, 2009, 10:09:50 PM
Quote from: thejuice on June 01, 2009, 09:56:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQxtCLgWh8

Its f**king hilariously bad,

I have never witnessed anything as stupid...

It could only be American!
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: qub la la la on June 01, 2009, 10:15:47 PM
does it count as a win if the ira gains 81.25% of the battlefield?
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Square Ball on June 01, 2009, 10:17:06 PM
that was a shocker of a programme indeed, but funny as well
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: thebigfella on June 01, 2009, 11:19:55 PM
I for one found it very informative, never knew that black widow catapult could come in handy if the Taleban decide to attack with rpg's and ak47's  ::)

Did anyone notice the state of the art computer simulation programme was an excel workbook?
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: ziggysego on July 08, 2009, 02:10:45 AM
I was watching Charlie Brooker's You Have Been Watching on Channel 4 tonight. Basically a comedical look at television, with a panel of celebrities. Tonight one of the shows they were talking about was Deadliest Warriors and having a right old laugh about it. They then showed several fights and asked the panel to vote on who they picked would win. To my surprise, they showed The IRA v The Taliban. Two of the celebrities said The Tabiban, but Rufus Hound said he was keeping it British and voting for The IRA!  :D

I expect a few complaints tomorrow though.
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Gabriel_Hurl on April 21, 2010, 03:07:11 PM
Season 2 started last night – but as a preface they brought back all the season 1 winners to find out who the overall champion was

Split into Ancient Warriors and Modern Day Warriors

Ancient Warriors final was Spartan vs Samurai

Modern Warriors final was The Russian Spetsnaz vs the IRA


It was the most one-sided battle of all so far – with the Spetsnaz winning over 75% of all the simulated "battles"

They gave the IRA two more weapons because in Season one the Spetsnaz had 6 and the IRA only had four - they gave them a Webley revolver and the HK G3 Sniper rifle
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: The Iceman on April 21, 2010, 04:18:23 PM
Flame Throwers and Catapults and Scottish weapons specialists........

Only in America.
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on April 23, 2010, 01:04:13 AM
Quote from: tyronefan on May 31, 2009, 08:52:09 PM
Quote from: Gnevin on May 31, 2009, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: tyronefan on May 31, 2009, 07:47:07 PM
Quote from: Chrisowc on May 31, 2009, 12:11:52 PM
The Taleban are still undefeated



so is the IRA
The IRA lost the civil war or was that a challenge match and not counted?


In house chanllenge match   forwards against backs   doesn't count   ;D

So we part of the team now are we  ::)  ;)  :D
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: paco on April 23, 2010, 10:01:29 PM
Was this ever televised on bravo? Seen almost every other episode, but never this one.
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: paco on April 23, 2010, 10:16:33 PM
HS, the few episodes i seen had "experts" explaining why one side would win, like in the Spartan one some eejit was trying to explain why a spear was better than a sword, and that sort of crap. Is it in the same in this episode? That's the part I want to see.
Title: Re: IRA vs Taliban - Who would win
Post by: Gabriel_Hurl on April 23, 2010, 10:31:22 PM
They did have "experts"

IRA team: Skoti Collins (IRA Descendant (Michael Collins' grand-nephew)/Historian), Peter Crowe (IRA Weapons Expert), Unknown explosives expert (identity classified)
IRA weapons: LPO-50 Flamethrower, Nail Bomb, AR-15 ArmaLite, Slingshot

Taliban team: Fahim Fazli (former Mujahideen Freedom Fighter), Alex Sami (Counter-Terrorism Specialist)
Taliban weapons: RPG-7 Rocket Launcher, PMN Mine, AK-47 Assault Rifle, Bayonet