I think it is about time we had one.
The rules:
1. No alcohol, I want to remember what happens. (Ok a few after maybe)
2. First question to each of the spirits must be: Is the recession as bad on the other side?
3. Each person gets to nominate an interesting person they would like to talk to.
I want to speak to WC Fields. (Asked if he believed in clubs for women, Fields responded:) "Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails."
p.s. If Tankie or Gnevin come be advised I always empty my wallet before I turn down the lights, there is nothing in it.
p.p.s If Rosfan or other Rossies want to come we're in Jonny Ds in Balbriggan.
p.p.p.s Yes I was listening to Moncrief today.
p.p.p.p.s Yes this is therapy for last night.
Is there anybody there???
(http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr305/treas2/ani-ghost-cute.gif)
Who's there?
Ziggy wants to know what colour maggies knickers are.
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 06:28:55 PM
Ziggy wants to know what colour maggies knickers are.
( )
Ok time to get going. Puckoon put away that can.
Everyone hold hands, Ziggy..eh...wash your...eh....hold your own hands.
Now.......WC Fields can you hear us?
Quote from: leenie on May 06, 2009, 06:39:30 PM
it's meant to be yes/ no questions
Is 'can you hear us' not a yes/no question?
??? ??? ???
Leenie spoke without speaking!
What's happening?????
Can we turn on the lights? Someone keeps touching my ass.
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 06:54:52 PM
Can we turn on the lights? Someone keeps touching my ass.
That you scatching yer arse. I told you not to drink for a seance.
Seriously though Leenie has Ghost Posted!
If this gets too popular Jade Goody will end up turning up!
Quote from: muppet on May 06, 2009, 06:58:47 PM
Seriously though Leenie has Ghost Posted!
I think maybe she's trying to say Maggie's not wearing any - but don't quote me.
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 06:54:52 PM
Can we turn on the lights? Someone keeps touching my ass.
You'll ruin it for everyone else if you don't take it seriously
I don't want to ruin it, and while I acknowledge I've a nice arse, I'm a little worried about the gender of who is touching it.
Ok, my question.
Who really robbed the northern bank?
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 07:10:25 PM
I don't want to ruin it, and while I acknowledge I've a nice arse, I'm a little worried about the gender of who is touching it.
Ok, my question.
Who really robbed the northern bank?
Me but i'm not telling anyone where it's stashed. ;)
Jasus look at the state of these Culchies and Nordies drinking in the dark. I guess electric hasn't reached this part of the bog .
Quote from: Gnevin on May 06, 2009, 07:14:12 PM
Jasus look at the state of these Culchies and Nordies drinking in the dark. I guess electric hasn't reached this part of the bog .
Don't you mean Electricity?
Quote from: Gnevin on May 06, 2009, 07:14:12 PM
Jasus look at the state of these Culchies and Nordies drinking in the dark. I guess electric hasn't reached this part of the bog .
Whats it got to do with drinking?
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 06, 2009, 07:16:26 PM
Quote from: Gnevin on May 06, 2009, 07:14:12 PM
Jasus look at the state of these Culchies and Nordies drinking in the dark. I guess electric hasn't reached this part of the bog .
Don't you mean Electricity?
No
Quote from: Gnevin on May 06, 2009, 07:20:09 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 06, 2009, 07:16:26 PM
Quote from: Gnevin on May 06, 2009, 07:14:12 PM
Jasus look at the state of these Culchies and Nordies drinking in the dark. I guess electric hasn't reached this part of the bog .
Don't you mean Electricity?
No
I see..
Pity Dubs aren't educated...
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 06, 2009, 07:22:47 PM
Quote from: Gnevin on May 06, 2009, 07:20:09 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 06, 2009, 07:16:26 PM
Quote from: Gnevin on May 06, 2009, 07:14:12 PM
Jasus look at the state of these Culchies and Nordies drinking in the dark. I guess electric hasn't reached this part of the bog .
Don't you mean Electricity?
No
I see..
Pity Dubs aren't educated...
Ask me swiss
;)
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Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 07:10:25 PM
I don't want to ruin it, and while I acknowledge I've a nice arse, I'm a little worried about the gender of who is touching it.
Ok, my question.
Who really robbed the northern bank?
Is that a rhyming slang question?
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 06:54:52 PM
Can we turn on the lights? Someone keeps touching my ass.
Sorry that was me, thought you were someone else.
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 06:54:52 PM
Can we turn on the lights? Someone keeps touching my ass.
How did you manage to get a Donkey in?
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on May 06, 2009, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 06:54:52 PM
Can we turn on the lights? Someone keeps touching my ass.
How did you manage to get a Donkey in?
I was hoping to talk to the Celtic Tiger but you'll do for starters.
Pints, who'd you think I was?
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 08:05:06 PM
Pints, who'd you think I was?
I dont want to offend anyone or create any jealously so I'll not say
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on May 06, 2009, 07:04:08 PM
If this gets too popular Jade Goody will end up turning up!
I'm very offended.
Quote from: Ping Pong Santa on May 06, 2009, 09:16:33 PM
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on May 06, 2009, 07:04:08 PM
If this gets too popular Jade Goody will end up turning up!
I'm very offended.
Why has she made a appearance.?
Whats her appearance fee?
BUMP
FOOK SAKE thats was my knee .... who's the lump of lard beside me!
Quote from: leenie on May 06, 2009, 09:22:25 PM
FOOK SAKE thats was my knee .... who's the lump of lard beside me!
Jade Goody?
(http://www.freewebs.com/luma72/Seance.jpg)
why did ye post a pic of ARMAGH COUNTY AGM?
Quote from: leenie on May 06, 2009, 10:04:23 PM
why did ye post a pic of ARMAGH COUNTY AGM?
I don't know whats sadder, that joke or the fact that I actually laughed at it.
tis not sad at all just shows u appreciate good humour ........ ;)
I have a new question, but I want the medium to make treasurer ask it on my behalf.
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 10:56:39 PM
I have a new question, but I want the medium to make treasurer ask it on my behalf.
What's that?
Obviously if you don't know it you are tuned into the wrong "medium" wave!
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 11:11:32 PM
Obviously if you don't know it you are tuned into the wrong "medium" wave!
I often have trouble getting the message
the lines may be slightly busy at the mo-im trying to get my message through as well.
Puck-you are on hold right now.
FFS, will someone put that sheep outa the place!
Rossfan been in only 5 minutes and he's up to his oul tricks with his mascot already!
who's going to win the all ireland ........?
will it be an ulster team?
stop with the rolling
thats not me ..........
its whoever is out there using my post .......
This is harder than getting a request through on the old top 7 at 7 on Atlantic 252!!!
Where the feck did muppet end up!
Quote from: Puckoon on May 06, 2009, 11:11:32 PM
Obviously if you don't know it you are tuned into the wrong "medium" wave!
I must be delirious because I know that was not funnt but it made me laugh!
The morning after the night before and i want to know who done what and to whom...
What colour was Maggie's kecks? or was she commando?
Who is going to win the all ireland
Who did appear last night
Who felt Puck's ass...Pints is the 1/5 favourite
Who was hacking into Leenie
;)
what happens at the seance stays at the seance
When will the pain in my wrist get better?
Quote from: ziggysego on May 07, 2009, 12:28:33 PM
When will the pain in my wrist get better?
When you stop sinning ;)
Quote from: ziggysego on May 07, 2009, 12:28:33 PM
When will the pain in my wrist get better?
You will go blind before it gets better ;)
Quote from: leenie on May 07, 2009, 12:25:08 PM
;)
what happens at the seance stays at the seance
Well Leenie i too was visited by an unknown spirit last night but i just didn't share
her it with you guys. I was watching poker on TG4 last night when it happened
haha! >:(
I pulled a muscle last Friday and it still ain't right.
Quote from: ziggysego on May 07, 2009, 12:49:56 PM
haha! >:(
I pulled a muscle last Friday and it still ain't right.
Muscle?? You certainly think very highly of yourself Zig!
Quote from: illdecide on May 07, 2009, 12:43:23 PM
Quote from: leenie on May 07, 2009, 12:25:08 PM
;)
what happens at the seance stays at the seance
Well Leenie i too was visited by an unknown spirit last night but i just didn't share her it with you guys. I was watching poker on TG4 last night when it happened
???
Quote from: full back on May 07, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
Quote from: illdecide on May 07, 2009, 12:43:23 PM
Quote from: leenie on May 07, 2009, 12:25:08 PM
;)
what happens at the seance stays at the seance
Well Leenie i too was visited by an unknown spirit last night but i just didn't share her it with you guys. I was watching poker on TG4 last night when it happened
???
me too ???
Quote from: leenie on May 07, 2009, 01:07:06 PM
Quote from: full back on May 07, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
Quote from: illdecide on May 07, 2009, 12:43:23 PM
Quote from: leenie on May 07, 2009, 12:25:08 PM
;)
what happens at the seance stays at the seance
Well Leenie i too was visited by an unknown spirit last night but i just didn't share her it with you guys. I was watching poker on TG4 last night when it happened
???
me too ???
Oh my god...does that mean we...!!! ;D Did you enjoy it as much as i did???
Quote from: illdecide on May 07, 2009, 02:06:45 PM
Quote from: leenie on May 07, 2009, 01:07:06 PM
Quote from: full back on May 07, 2009, 01:04:04 PM
Quote from: illdecide on May 07, 2009, 12:43:23 PM
Quote from: leenie on May 07, 2009, 12:25:08 PM
;)
what happens at the seance stays at the seance
Well Leenie i too was visited by an unknown spirit last night but i just didn't share her it with you guys. I was watching poker on TG4 last night when it happened
???
me too ???
Oh my god...does that mean we...!!! ;D Did you enjoy it as much as i did???
No idea what you are on about illdecide ???
Well ask Leenie :D :D I think it was her who took advantage of me last night during my poker
Official Statement from the GaaBoard Seance:
Last night contact was made with the 'other side'.
It was all a bit confusing at the start as Puckoon broke the 'bring no alcohol' rule and Maggie thought it was an Ann Summers party. Treasurer started asking everyone for money until we told her that GNevin had been around earlier and taken all our wallets. Pints and Ziggy are dangerous men to be around when the lights go out but Leenie silenced everyone when she floated up to the ceiling and started speaking to us in fluent Middle Irish with a strong Cork accent.
She spoke with a deep voice and told us she was a man who called himself 'de Wizard of Laws' and that he was 'da ghost of Gaa past, boy'. The Ghost magically had a HD 42" screen with him and he showed us pictures of fellas in flat caps cycling 30 miles to training. We saw hang sangwiches and the tae at half time. He showed us da Bishop throwing the ball in at the start of a match. Then he showed us dressing rooms of players, all on their knees, with the Parish Priest saying a pre-match prayer. In the games no one ever fell down unless they were unconscious and even then they got up and played on. 'da Wizard of Laws' was very keen to point out the players 'never opened their gobs back den' and there were no frees given 'unless ye were shot'. We saw 40 year old men getting into games as U-14s and saw a game in McHale park where there were millions of people but the official attendance was announced as 139. He showed us clips of Ulster teams being useless and Mayo losing an All-Ireland Final. We saw Pat Spillane running around like Stavros Flatley and Jimmy Keaveny taking a free with a bag of chips in his hand.
He told us some one else would come tonight as the Ghost of Gaa present. He was about to tell us who, but Puckoon woke up, threw a bottle through the HD screen and started singing 'Come on baby light my fire' to Maggie.......Statement finishes.........