emotionally retarded........madge on guy.....HARSH!

[pintsofguinness]

I believe he called it "mouth love" - but yeah, that's the one.

[leenie]

This is the classic from Twink.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DINu35v3eMU

lol
obviously i knew this had happened but never heard it b4............

that twink has a wild tongue in her head.............. soap and water required!

[under the bar]

I was told in a nightclub by a girl to go home. She said I was making everyone embarrassed and people like me shouldn't be allowed out. Apparently I should have been ashamed of myself.

Yes Zig but did you have your trousers down and one hand up her skirt at the time?   

[Puckoon]

Jesus wept you'll be saying penance from now until Christmas for such a scurrilous accusation.

[ziggysego]

I was told in a nightclub by a girl to go home. She said I was making everyone embarrassed and people like me shouldn't be allowed out. Apparently I should have been ashamed of myself.

Yes Zig but did you have your trousers down and one hand up her skirt at the time?   

No!

[behind the wire]

I hear Monaghan's the place to be

What's the women like there maggie?

I tend to stick with the men- you cant beat the checked shirt brigade!!!

As for being friends with ex-not really possible, IMO. 
You always hope you will meet them when u are looking your best/have some hottie on your arm.

aye maggie but when it's the other way about its not so nice........... thats when u hit the bar, hit the shots and all the effort you put into gettin ready goes straight out the window



PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT ME!!!!





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Looks like a yellow drink bag there and I think I recognise those polysterine food containers from the insititution that was temps!

Jaysus that radio clip's some craic altogether. Ya can tell a lot by the fact that the first question she asked was how much the ring cost?! Thon fella had a lucky escape!

im near sure that pic is from outside the coach in banbridge.

[magpie seanie]

Madonna calling someone emotionally retarded is a really funny one.

[leenie]

I hear Monaghan's the place to be

What's the women like there maggie?

I tend to stick with the men- you cant beat the checked shirt brigade!!!

As for being friends with ex-not really possible, IMO. 
You always hope you will meet them when u are looking your best/have some hottie on your arm.

aye maggie but when it's the other way about its not so nice........... thats when u hit the bar, hit the shots and all the effort you put into gettin ready goes straight out the window



PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT ME!!!!





PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT ME[/b][/u]

Looks like a yellow drink bag there and I think I recognise those polysterine food containers from the insititution that was temps!

Jaysus that radio clip's some craic altogether. Ya can tell a lot by the fact that the first question she asked was how much the ring cost?! Thon fella had a lucky escape!

im near sure that pic is from outside the coach in banbridge.

its from google images

[ziggysego]

Actually leenie, I think you'll find it's from the Daily Mail. You just sourced it from Google Images 

[thewingedlady]

Know a fella who was on the pull in Coppers one night. He was chatting up this bird and decided to cut to the chase and said "Are we heading back to mine then or what?" She said no, and he asked why not. She replied "You haven't got enough eyebrows." The poor chap has the worst monobrow ever. Harsh!

[lynchbhoy]

I was told in a nightclub by a girl to go home. She said I was making everyone embarrassed and people like me shouldn't be allowed out. Apparently I should have been ashamed of myself.

you must have been wearing your Tyrone jersey !



naw only joking, she deserved a mouthful the cnut!
(harsh words or a fist - or both)

[leenie]

Know a fella who was on the pull in Coppers one night. He was chatting up this bird and decided to cut to the chase and said "Are we heading back to mine then or what?" She said no, and he asked why not. She replied "You haven't got enough eyebrows." The poor chap has the worst monobrow ever. Harsh!

lol