Why is it ............?

[maggie]

I have an order for eating them, jelly tots that is-  yellow/green-first, then red and then purple last, throw the orange ones away.
Im sitting here with a half full packet of orange jelly tots left to throw away.

Its not for political reasons.

[Gnevin]

Why is it that this thread has turn into a What grinds my gears part 2 ?

[leenie]

impossible to put on mascara with your mouth shut?

[maggie]

Why is it that one sock gets lost forever in the wash?
Where does it go?

[ziggysego]

impossible to put on mascara with your mouth shut?

people quote Peter Kay and pass it off as their own wit?

[leenie]

did he say that..........

it's be an age old mystery to women and some men

[ziggysego]

He also said Garlic Bread?!? Or was that one of yours too?

[Franko]

Some of them mexicans say 'so' at the end of sentences ('I'm grand so') - so.... what? 

[leenie]

in cork....

i will yeah....!              means NO

[ziggysego]

I left it so long to get my infected ear looked at, by an ENT Specialist?

[Puckoon]

That i hate orange jelly tots and orange starburst but love orange smarties

Why do women hate orange sweets? I mean holy crap they are the best ones in any packet of sweets.

[billy the kid]

Why is it that Irish fairys are bad but all other fairys are good?

Its because the Catholic church taught us that Gays were an abomination.

[Mentalman]

That i hate orange jelly tots and orange starburst but love orange smarties

Why do women hate orange sweets? I mean holy crap they are the best ones in any packet of sweets.

Except chocolate orange, now they are an abomination - there must have been something in the bible about those?

[The Real Laoislad]

Why is it that one sock gets lost forever in the wash?
Where does it go?

This is a problem I have been having with my housekeeper girlfriend lately..When I get my clothes back after she has washed and ironed them there is always missing socks,I let rip on her the other night and warned her not to be bringing my washing back with missing or odd socks from now on she has to do a a sock only wash and she is to make sure all the socks have a pair before she washes them...

[leenie]

Why is it that one sock gets lost forever in the wash?
Where does it go?

This is a problem I have been having with my housekeeper girlfriend lately..When I get my clothes back after she has washed and ironed them there is always missing socks,I let rip on her the other night and warned her not to be bringing my washing back with missing or odd socks from now on she has to do a a sock only wash and she is to make sure all the socks have a pair before she washes them...

do your own feckin washing then!!!!


why is it

i can never spell definitely without uses spell check or embarrassing!!!!!