Why is it ............?

maggie · October 05, 2008, 11:57:25 PM

That planes have to switch off the lights in the cabin when taking off and landing if you are flying in the hours of darkness?

pintsofguinness · October 06, 2008, 12:24:02 AM

Quote from: maggie on October 05, 2008, 11:57:25 PM
That planes have to switch off the lights in the cabin when taking off and landing if you are flying in the hours of darkness?

Because if the plane crashes on take off your eyes will be adjusted to the darkness and apparently that'll be a big help as you crawl out of a burning plane.

Keepthefaith93 · October 06, 2008, 09:24:41 AM

why is it that everyime you take a piss you fart?

ziggysego · October 06, 2008, 01:20:58 PM

Why is it Keepthefaith93 thinks everyone farts when they pee?

el_cuervo_fc · October 15, 2008, 01:10:36 PM

Why is that that a song gets stuck in your head?

I've that parody song from radio 1 about Domonic Byrne goin round in my head this 2 days!!!

the green man · October 17, 2008, 09:30:19 PM

Quote from: hardstation on October 17, 2008, 09:25:32 PM
That Donagh gets his name at the top of the page and I don't?

As me ma would say 'just, thats the way it is'

pintsofguinness · October 17, 2008, 09:41:39 PM

Quote from: the green man on October 17, 2008, 09:30:19 PM
Quote from: hardstation on October 17, 2008, 09:25:32 PM
That Donagh gets his name at the top of the page and I don't?

As me ma would say 'just, thats the way it is'

My da would say "that's the why"

pintsofguinness · October 25, 2008, 10:19:10 AM

Why is it that the english cant make bacon and sausages?

Why have Denny or Galtee never stormed the english market, they'd blow the "competition" out of the water!

lurganblue · October 25, 2008, 10:29:18 AM

Quote from: pintsofguinness on October 25, 2008, 10:19:10 AM
Why is it that the english cant make bacon and sausages?
Why have Denny or Galtee never stormed the english market, they'd blow the "competition" out of the water!

i´m in austria at the minute and these feckers cant do sausages or bacon either. whats the craic with that? cant wait to get a good fry back home!
their schnitzels are nice though

The Watcher Pat · October 25, 2008, 02:05:23 PM

The last horse/football team that your waiting for in a bet is always the one that will get beat....

The Real Laoislad · October 25, 2008, 02:08:04 PM

Quote from: The Watcher Pat on October 25, 2008, 02:05:23 PM
The last horse/football team that your waiting for in a bet is always the one that will get beat....

I had a ten team accumulator going a few years ago,it all depended on Southamton beating Leeds..
They were until the 91st min when Ian Harte stuck a free kick into the top corner...

I stood to win over €5000 if it had come up

The Watcher Pat · October 25, 2008, 02:11:04 PM

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 25, 2008, 02:08:04 PM
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on October 25, 2008, 02:05:23 PM
The last horse/football team that your waiting for in a bet is always the one that will get beat....
I had a ten team accumulator going a few years ago,it all depended on Southamton beating Leeds..
They were until the 91st min when Ian Harte stuck a free kick into the top corner...
I stood to win over €5000 if it had come up

You should have covered your bet by putting 1000 on Leeds and 1000 on a draw then you would have made money no matter what the result was...

ziggysego · October 25, 2008, 05:37:59 PM

the English get annoyed when I refer to it as soccer? hehe

Onion Bag · October 29, 2008, 11:49:58 AM

Why do Prods pronounce the letter H different to Taigs

They pronounce it with the letter E

And we pronunce it as it is H

lurganblue · October 29, 2008, 01:25:45 PM

......some people are lazy fcukers and have no interest in working what so ever, even though they are fit and well...