Last night stands!

[feetofflames]

The doctors just told ye some bad news - the athletes foot will have you ravaged by the morning and its curtains for you.  How would you spend your last night,  if you could have toe tennis with  just one woman (outside spouses or girlfriends) before you go who would you have and why?

[AZOffaly]

Jaysus, you'll lose your title with threads like this

[Zapatista]

The doctors just told ye some bad news - the athletes foot will have you ravaged by the morning and its curtains for you.  How would you spend your last night,  if you could have toe tennis with  just one woman (outside spouses or girlfriends) before you go who would you have and why?

Have you been reading the Roseary thread? De ye want to Damn us all to hell on our death beds?

[illdecide]

it would have to be Downgirl

[downgirl]

it would have to be Downgirl

Should I take that as a compliment?!

[Puckoon]

offlames - forget the women. Spend the day playing with wee puck, give her a bath and put her down for the night, then teleport myself back to omagh and a few quiet pints with the old man at the golf club.

[ziggysego]

Rois

[downgirl]

Aw Ziggy, what about me?!  Check your PM by the way!

[Chrisowc]

Me, myself and I.

Sure if I go blind it won't matter.

[The Real Laoislad]

Me, myself and I.

Sure if I go blind it won't matter.

If you haven't gone blind by now you never will 

[miss mess]

yeah, forget the men.  Best friends, free bar & juke box

[haranguerer]

yeah, forget the men.

Aww, what did he do to you? Dont worry about him, some of us are actually nice people (not me though, I'm a ****)  

[Chrisowc]

Me, myself and I.

Sure if I go blind it won't matter.

If you haven't gone blind by now you never will 

[Puckoon]

Tell him the truth Chris - you wear glasses AND contact lenses.

[Chrisowc]

Tell him the truth Chris - you wear glasses AND contact lenses.

I'm reading this with a telescope......wait, that's not a telescope