Football chants

[5 Sams]

They're all here lads...

http://www.fanchants.com/

[Estimator]

Heard United fans singing this one about John O'Shea the ale house last week, it gave me a laugh anyway...

When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford End will f****ng sing
'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score

[el Chino]

to the tune of 'Artful Dodger Feat. Craig David - Re-Rewind'

VAN- PERS-IE

when the girls says no...

moleste her!!

[stiff breeze]

Tony Adams is magic he weres a magic hat
and when he seen Caprice he said I fancy that
He stuck it in her fanny and stuck it in her bum
and when he went down shite hart lane
he stuck it in Martin Jols(change to juande ramos now) mum ;

You have to hand it to the arsenal fans they are some craic the best, and im a scouser!

[An Fear Rua]

Oh Owen Hargreaves........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Sq31vZICE&feature=related


Viva John Terry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4tIhcqIhfA&feature=related

[magpie seanie]

You are my Solskjaer, my only Solskjaer,
you make me happy, when skies are grey,
that bastard Shearer, was fuckin dearer,
so please don't take my Solskjaer away


Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
They deserve to be knighted!
If ever they are playing in your town
You must get to that football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby

[glens73]

Aimed at Stephen Gerrard by Evertonians, to the tune of Monster by the Automatic -:

Who's that coming over your bird, is it a gangster?, is it a gangster?...

[stiff breeze]

He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack
its Kanu, Kanu, Kanu

[An Fear Rua]

Aimed at Stephen Gerrard by Evertonians, to the tune of Monster by the Automatic -:

Who's that coming over your bird, is it a gangster?, is it a gangster?...

Not just evertonians

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
you birds on the coke and shes mad
shes pregnant and your not the dad
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

[spiritof91and94]

You will never walk alone theme to Scousers;

Sign on, sign on with a pen in your hand
cause you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job
sign on sign on

[stiffler]

Man Utds song in reply to the Torres tune:

'I want to be a red he said, Torres, Torres.
We turned him down and then we signed Tevez, Tevez
Now he's playing for the scouse,
When he's away they'll rob his house,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's full of crime'


Liverpools song back about Tevez:


The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

[boojangles]

Sung by the Celts-To the tune of Winter Wonderland

'Theres only one Bobby Petta
He was sick now He's better
We took him to mass
Now He's class
Walkin in a Petta wonderland

[Stalin]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDgiiTpnFU

The boul Andy Brownrigg

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E

Olympiakos v Chelsea 

[longball]

to lord of the dance tune

Park Park whenever u may be
u eat dogs in your own country
could be worse
could be scouse
eating rats in your council house

[Karl Kennedy]

For the Man Utd twins...

Viva Da Silva,
Viva Da Silva,
Runnin down the pitch,
Dont know which ones which,
Viva Da Silva...