Football chants

[JimStynes]

Chants of the season, some are hilarious
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7400810.stm

Arsenal (The Jackson 5's Blame it on the Boogie):
"Don't blame it on Henry, don't blame it on the injuries, don't blame it on the referees, blame it on Eboue!"

Newcastle (The Beatles' Let It Be):
"When we find ourselves in times of trouble, Kevin Keegan comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, Geremi!"

"You're just a fat Annie Lennox!"
No More I Love Yous from the Spurs fans to West Ham's Dean Ashton.

[AZOffaly]

I think that Arsenal chant first got aired by Liverpool fans after Djimi Traore's hilarious backheel own goal against Burnley in the cup back in 2005.

[Hoof Hearted]

man u fans to the tune of Lord of the Dance

Park Park wherever you may be
you eat dogs in your own country
but it could have been worse
you could have been scouse
eating rats in your council house

[Our Nail Loney]

Aye you're right AZ it used to be don't blame it on biscan and dudek I think, Traore was the worst

Some of those chants are f**king class, wouldn't touch Tommy Tight Lips though! The man's like Shakespeare!

[5 Sams]

After Andy Goram returned for the Huns against the Celts when he had been diagnosed with a mild form of Schizophrenia.


"Two Andy Gorams, theres only two Andy Gorams"



Another classic from the West Ham fans....to the tune of "That's Amore".


"When the ball hits the head of the guy in Row Z that's Zamora".



Another one from those lovable witty Scousers about Smicer..


"He's Czech, he's great, he's Paddy Berger's mate, it's Vladimir, Vladimir".

[Drumanee 1]

to the tune of "yellow submarine" the liverpool fans sing

we all live in a robbie fowler house,a robbie fowler house a robbie fowler house,

[Our Nail Loney]

Tourette's sufferer Tim Howard (to tune of chim-chim-er-ee)

Tim Tim eree, Tim Tim,
Tim Tim teroo,
We've got Tim Howard
and he says f**k you

[JimStynes]

"Jim Bullard, Bullard, He's better than Steve Gerrard, He's thinner than Frank Lampard, Jim Bullard, Bullard."
Fulham fans salute Jimmy Bullard.

Leeds fans (to the tune of Kaiser Chiefs' Oh My God):
"Oh my God I can't believe it, we've never been this good away from home!"

"Let's pretend we've scored a goal!"
Bradford City fans during a 3-0 home defeat to Accrington Stanley, followed by all participants going crazy.

Terrible, but funny.

[Our Nail Loney]

Version I heard was Biscan, Dudek and Smicer from a Liverpool fan but sure we'll not argue over that... or will we?

[JimStynes]

Could be trouble here

[stiff breeze]

to the tune of "two by two"

his arm band said he was a red, torres torres
you'll never walk alone it said, torres torres
we bought the lad from sunny spain
he's got the ball and scored again
fernando torres ...........liverpools number 9

[DirtyDozen12]

You are my Larrson, my Henrik Larrson,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
We dont need Shearer, cos he's a queer,
So dont take my larrson away
(Celtic song about God)

Ron--ald---o
When the girl says stop
molester her!!
(Away fans songs about Christano Ronaldo to the tune of Rewind by Craig David & Artful Dodger

[Rav67]

Celtic fans about Graham Rix when he was Hearts manager (to the tune of the Manic Steet Preachers song):

If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next

I like this one about Gavin McCann (tune of Addams family):

He makes a lot of passes
He tackles and harasses
He gets up people's asses
He's better than Zidane
Gavin McCann

[Drumanee 1]

there,s only one nakamura
one nakamura
he eats chow mein and votes sinn fein
walking in a mura wonderland.


slightly racists to say the least

[Our Nail Loney]

There's one about the Nevilles anyone got it? Features their da?