Why Larry Reilly is better than either Pele or Maradona

[Hardy]

When Google can't find something it Larry Reillys it.

[ross4life]

Google won't search for Larry Reilly because it knows you don't find Larry Reilly, he finds you

[ONeill]

When quizzed on his goal against Shilton, Maradona said it was The Hand of Larry.

Once, when flogging his viagra on the TV, Pele admitted off-screen that pictures of Larry in his Breffni pomp has the same effect on men, in Brazil.

[muppet]

Larry didn't make the Big Bang, but he was there.

[Hardy]

Who does the IMF call when it needs a bailout?

Correct.

[omagh_gael]

Larry Reilly doesn't pay tax to the government...

the government pays tax to Larry Reilly.

[haranguerer]

I'm loving these! I'd say Larry is too!

[Jinxy]

There used to be a road in Cavan named after Larry Reilly, but they had to change it because nobody crosses Larry Reilly.

[RedandGreenSniper]

Maradona and Pele made a fortune from their football careers.

Larry didn't earn a cent, he didn't need to - he's from Cavan.

[ludermor]

There used to be a road in Cavan named after Larry Reilly, but they had to change it because nobody crosses Larry Reilly.

[muppet]

I just found out where lightning comes from! 

[Orior]

Some people wanted this thread to be made a stickie.

No chance. Nothing sticks to Larry Reilly.

[Hardy]

When Larry Reilly arrived in Heaven, God told Jesus to get up out of the right hand seat and give it to Larry.

Larry said, "sit down, son. You, Gandalf - shift!"

[BarryBreensBandage]

A friend of mine was in his digger one day when Larry Reilly came over and says:
"Get out of that JCB before I kick it from under ye"

[norabeag]

who the f**k is Larry Reilly?