Why Larry Reilly is better than either Pele or Maradona

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

"That's one small step for (a) man; one giant leap for mankind" -- Neil Armstrong as he entered Larry Reilly's house.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

That's no black hole, that's only the light slowing down in Larry Reilly's vicinity!

[muppet]

Why are the housewives desperate?

[Orior]

Every Spring time, Swallows fly north to see Larry Reilly play for Knockbride Gaelic Football team.



They fly south again when the league and championship are over.

[ONeill]

Larry changed Gerry Kinneavy's name, and county, after a disallowed goal.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Those aren't prowlers in Larry Reilly's back garden; that's David Attenborough and his crew.

[Orior]

A butterfly flaps its wings in Larry Reilly's back garden and there's a monsoon in .... hang on... does Larry Reilly have a back garden?

[ONeill]

Just checked the record books there and, unlike Maradona and Pele, Larry Reilly never lost a World Cup finals game.

[BennyHarp]

Just checked the record books there and, unlike Maradona and Pele, Larry Reilly never lost a World Cup finals game.

And they haven't won an Ulster championship medal either!

[ONeill]

Maradona would kill for this body (maybe has?)

[BennyHarp]

Is that a picture from his new calendar?

[mylestheslasher]

Maradona would kill for this body (maybe has?)

The forces Larry unleashed at the big bang are now trapped in his legs. This in fact means that Larry would have to weigh 6 trillion tonnes before he would lose a yard of pace.

[seafoid]

I think those stripy shorts are awful.

[RedandGreenSniper]

When Larry Reilly is stopped by the Gardai, Larry checks their car tax.

[irunthev]

I've been amused by the whole Larry phenomenon and so checked Wikipedia for a few bits about Larry Reilly and he isn't on it. I guess that must mean that if you want to know anything about anything, you have to ask Larry. Over to you Cavanites, surely that has to be out right.