Top 10 movies quotes of all time

[stpauls]

some classics from Anchorman:

Ron Burgundy: The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...
[kisses his biceps]
Ron Burgundy: and see if she likes the goods.
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Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right. I'm all right.

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Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about.
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: [shouting] She... Sh... It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon.
Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises.

[el_cuervo_fc]

Airplane

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. "

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

[myball22]

"It's my field"

[nifan]

Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich".

this one goes to 11

[The Corporal]

"you old motor boatin' son of a bitch, you old sailor you!!" - Wedding Crashers

"Hey Sarge, how do i get out of this chicken shit outfit?" - Aliens

"If it bleeds we can kill it" - Predator

"Saaaannntttaaaa....... i know him, i know him" - Elf

[nifan]

Nihilists! f**k me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[his holiness nb]

Corporal, another classic from Elf....

"did you hear that?"

You had to see the film to get it.

[The Corporal]

"i came down through the 7 levels of the candy cane forest, then past the swirley wirley gum drops" lol Elf is a classic!

[mouview]

Pretty much any line from Casablanca, Some Like It Hot or The Usual Suspects ("Ever hear of a religious guy called John Paul?")

Most of The French Connection

Quint's Indianapolis speech in Jaws.

Harry Lime's Cuckoo clock extract from The Third Man

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"  - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

"I like Starrett but I'll kill him if I have to. You mean I'll kill him if you have to" - Shane.

[RONAN]

Forgot about the Naked Gun classic lines:
"Heah nice beaver", in which she replies, "funny i had it stuffed last week" brilliant.
"she had breasts that said, hey look at these"!!!
Leslie Nielson, legend.

[Mentalman]

Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

The Outlaw Josey Wales

[J70]

From Fargo

Mr. Mohra: Well, so I'm tending bar down there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinking and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kind of action?" And he says, "Woman action. What do I look like?" And I says, "Well what do I look like? I don't arrange that kind of thing." And he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "Yeah, but this ain't that kind of place."
Officer Olson: Uh-huh.
Mr. Mohra: He says, "Oh, so I get it. So you think I'm some kind of jerk for asking." Only he don't use the word "jerk."
Officer Olson: I understand.
Mr. Mohra: Then he calls me a jerk. Says the last guy thought he's a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothin'. He says, "What do you think about that?" And I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then."
Officer Olson: You got that right.
Mr. Mohra: Yeah, he says, "Yeah, that guy's dead, and I don't mean of old age." And then he says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."
Officer Olson: White Bear Lake?
Mr. Mohra: Yeah well, at Ecklund and Swedlin, that's closer to Moose Lake. So I made that assumption.
Officer Olson: Oh, sure.
Mr. Mohra: Anyways, he's drinkin' at the bar, so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but then Mrs. Mohra, she heard about the homicides down here and thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End of story.

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And a classic from The Princess Bride

Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

[Hardy]

Can't let it go to a fourth page without some Marx Bros.

From Duck Soup:
Rufus T. Firefly: What has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains
but it pours?
Chicolini: Atsa good one. I give-a you three guesses.
Rufus T. Firefly: Hmmm ... let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia ... Is
it male or female?
Chicolini: No, I no think so.
Rufus T. Firefly: Is he dead?
Chicolini: Who?
Rufus T. Firefly: I don't know. I give up.
Chicolini: I give up, too.

Rufus T. Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot,
but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Chicolini: Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and
lives in a circus?
Prosecutor: That's irrelevant.
Chicolini: Haha – thatsa right.

Groucho, "Animal Crackers":
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west
is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more
like prunes than rhubarb does.

Prosecutor: Chicolini, when were you born?
Chicolini: I don't-a remember. I was just a little baby.

[behind the wire]

"dont eat the yellow snow" - ELF

"How ironic, a group of convicts on a highjacked plane singing a song made famous by a band that was killed in a plane crash" - CON AIR, while singing lynard skynard's sweet home alabama.

"Your my Boy Blue, your my boy" - Old School

"we're going steaking" - Anchorman

[Lecale2]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!" The Outlaw Josey Wales

"He's not the Messiah; he's a very naughty boy!" The Life of Brian