HOW SHOULD WE TREAT OUR WOMEN

[THE MIGHTY QUINN]

Women, love them or hate them you just can't ignore them and despite a rather inauspicious start to their time on this planet when, at a very early stage,  they fell for the banter and sales patter of a talking serpent  they've recovered quite well and it's now clear that women are here to stay.

This is becoming increasingly more evident in all walks of life including this message board where questions such as 'What should I get my girlfriend for Christmas, and even 'How do we refer to females' are cropping up at an alarming rate.

Women are an asset and it's important therefore that we men get full use out of them but the question is how? Unlike a top of the range Mercedes which is beautiful, slim line, obedient and reliable and therefore easy to operate to its full capability women are much more complicated.

With their wide range of sizes, appearances and temperament there is no obvious one size fits all solution. What might work, for instance with the quiet Irish rose type such as Michaela Harte or Dana would have little success over a foul mouthed, vixen, fish wife such as Cheryll McCullough or an articulate super bitch and alleged crook like Beverley Cooper Flynn.

So what should we do?  Perhaps the flattery gets you everywhere approach used to such great success by the serpent in the Garden of Eden is the way to go or should we simply adopt the alleged Oisin McConville tactic and give the bitch a good decking. Vote now and have your say in this great debate as we ask the question how should we treat our women?

[pintsofguinness]

It depends

[J70]

Is it really necessary to use those names and characterizations?

[THE MIGHTY QUINN]

Is it really necessary to use those names and characterizations?

Mmm perhaps you're right. I'll remove the reference to the Serpent if you like

[deiseach]

[Lecale2]

Being nice gets you no where. You have to be like John Wayne in the Quiet Man.

[THE MIGHTY QUINN]

The iron glove and the velvet fist??

[deiseach]

Being nice gets you no where. You have to be like John Wayne in the Quiet Man.

So tell us Duke, how does that work for you?

[Lecale2]

Well!

[DrinkingHarp]

This is easy

Treat them nice  but rough in bed

[his holiness nb]

Women, love them or hate them you just can't ignore them and despite a rather inauspicious start to their time on this planet when, at a very early stage,  they fell for the banter and sales patter of a talking serpent  they've recovered quite well and it's now clear that women are here to stay.

This is the funniest thing I have read here in a while, bravo!