Riddles

[the man downstairs]

HI UPSTAIRS,    STOP SWITCHING THOSE f**king LIGHTS ON AND OFF

[gallsman]

Taken from Scrubs.

An American fella has two coins which together add up to 30 cent. One of them isn't a nickel. What are the coins?

[Gabriel_Hurl]

--Ok, they filled the 3 gallon jug and poured it into the 5 gal. jug.
--then filled it again and poured the 3 gal into the 5 gal until it was full.
--This left exactly one gallon in the 3 gallon jug.
--Then they poured out the 5 gallon jug and put the 1 remaining gallon into the 5 gallon jug. So now there is one gallon in the 5 gallon. now all you have to do is fill the 3 gal. up again and pour it into the 5 gallon

[deiseach]

Taken from Scrubs.

An American fella has two coins which together add up to 30 cent. One of them isn't a nickel. What are the coins?

"Two guys destroyed your bike with a crow bar and a bat. One of them wasn't me."

[gallsman]

Taken from Scrubs.

An American fella has two coins which together add up to 30 cent. One of them isn't a nickel. What are the coins?

"Two guys destroyed your bike with a crow bar and a bat. One of them wasn't me."

A great, great comeback! The janitor rules! "Dr. Jan Itor".

[john mcgill]

A Connemara man tod me this one in the US:
"Timothy O'Leary was a prize fighter, born and bred in South Boston, yet his parents never left Ireland".  No there is no South Bostron in Ireland or Ireland in South Boston.

[OdoSkimodo]

His parents were from south boston

[screenmachine]

Marys father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is is the 4th childs name?

[screenmachine]

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never seen out of darkness.

[Square Ball]

Marys father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is is the 4th childs name?

Mary

[Tubberman]

Insert Quote
I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never seen out of darkness.

The letter S

Marys father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is is the 4th childs name?

Mary

Translate into English:

YY U R
YY U B
I C U R
YY 4 ME

[screenmachine]

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

[Mid Mon]

too wise you areto wise you be i see you are too wise for me.
Moses brought no animals on to the arc

[Square Ball]

a man rides into a town on Thursday, stays for 2 nights and leaves on Monday, how?

[full back]

Horses name is Thursday