muppet's craption competition #147

[muppet]

[Denn Forever]

So what are house prices like around here? 

[Keyser soze]

PM reponds to Corbyn's cabinet with his own reshuffle.

[HiMucker]

"Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh , Oh, Oh,
  Miss Syria a girl
  I want to get close to you"

[ziggysego]

Ricky Gervais got away with doing the same thing for Comic Relief in 2007, no-one will know.

[muppet]

We have vacancies coming up in Stormont, that is my final offer!

[Aristo 60]

muppet used to do much better craption competitions

His 'maximum' has turned out a very average affair.

[Orior]

Third place:
"Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh , Oh, Oh,
  Miss Syria a girl
  I want to get close to you"

Runner-up:
PM reponds to Corbyn's cabinet with his own reshuffle.

Winner:
So what are house prices like around here?

[StGallsGAA]

"So did you all fly over to the UK on the same carpet?"

[BennyCake]

Don't despair. Don't lose hope. Things will get better. I know things look bad now, but just give it a little time, and I'm sure things will improve at Aston Villa.

[foxcommander]

London fashion week isn't as good as it used to be

[Pub Bore]

Listen, you're better inside the tent pissing out...

[Tony Baloney]

"So did you all fly over to the UK on the same carpet?"

Live it. 

[T Fearon]

So is Sinead O'Connor really the mother of you all?

[armaghniac]

One big tent politics.