Dublin v Kerry AI final 20th September 2015

[deiseach]

I know, Kildare had it and gave it to a guru who spent it on magic beans now we're all left with the tab.

*thinks of the money Waterford spent on a Jedward concert*

Wow, magic beans!

[Dinny Breen]

Wait, what? They got beans? I thought they bought a lock of robots? What the hell is going on? And why can't we get money, for either beans or robots?

Sure look we try to create robots, Offaly are too busy trying to create hurlers but the GAA created a Monster. Without the money Dublin would be now approaching 20 years without an All-Ireland, the biggest under-achieving county had to be bailed out by the GAA.

[AZOffaly]

We're trying to create anything at this stage! And in Tipp we might not even be allowed try make any more footballers

[INDIANA]

What it showed for Kerry was that they have a few fancy dans on their team who don't like it when it gets tough.

JOD in particular may have great hair but he's not a man to win a hard ball.

Gooch was anonymous - David Moran well beaten by a 21 year old.

Massive overhaul required

Who scored more from play yesterday than JOD ?

Moran has had an average year .  Gooch was playing on a struggling team.

You were a w**ker on Satuday and nothing has changed today .

An AI winning w**ker this morning.

How many AI medals is that you have now so?

Bad winner, zero class, the antithesis of what the GAA is all about.

Bullshit I'm the essence of what the GAA is all about.

Played for my club for 40 years, played for my county for 15.

Trained and managed teams at all grades and classes to win championships at club and county level.

So don't give me that load of bollocks when you don't like me questioning Kerry's stomach for battle when they questioned ours for the last 12 months.

[heffo]

Wait, what? They got beans? I thought they bought a lock of robots? What the hell is going on? And why can't we get money, for either beans or robots?

Sure look we try to create robots, Offaly are too busy trying to create hurlers but the GAA created a Monster. Without the money Dublin would be now approaching 20 years without an All-Ireland, the biggest under-achieving county had to be bailed out by the GAA.

Really? How many players on the 2011 AI winning team benefited from a Primary school driven coaching programme?

[screenexile]

What it showed for Kerry was that they have a few fancy dans on their team who don't like it when it gets tough.

JOD in particular may have great hair but he's not a man to win a hard ball.

Gooch was anonymous - David Moran well beaten by a 21 year old.

Massive overhaul required

Who scored more from play yesterday than JOD ?

Moran has had an average year .  Gooch was playing on a struggling team.

You were a w**ker on Satuday and nothing has changed today .

An AI winning w**ker this morning.

How many AI medals is that you have now so?

Bad winner, zero class, the antithesis of what the GAA is all about.

Bullshit I'm the essence of what the GAA is all about.

Played for my club for 40 years, played for my county for 15.

Trained and managed teams at all grades and classes to win championships at club and county level.

So don't give me that load of bollocks when you don't like me questioning Kerry's stomach for battle when they questioned ours for the last 12 months.

Seriously you've definitely lost the plot now!

[muppet]

What it showed for Kerry was that they have a few fancy dans on their team who don't like it when it gets tough.

JOD in particular may have great hair but he's not a man to win a hard ball.

Gooch was anonymous - David Moran well beaten by a 21 year old.

Massive overhaul required

Who scored more from play yesterday than JOD ?

Moran has had an average year .  Gooch was playing on a struggling team.

You were a w**ker on Satuday and nothing has changed today .

An AI winning w**ker this morning.

How many AI medals is that you have now so?

Bad winner, zero class, the antithesis of what the GAA is all about.

Bullshit I'm the essence of what the GAA is all about.

Played for my club for 40 years, played for my county for 15.

Trained and managed teams at all grades and classes to win championships at club and county level.

So don't give me that load of bollocks when you don't like me questioning Kerry's stomach for battle when they questioned ours for the last 12 months.

Camogie?

[Keyser soze]

What it showed for Kerry was that they have a few fancy dans on their team who don't like it when it gets tough.

JOD in particular may have great hair but he's not a man to win a hard ball.

Gooch was anonymous - David Moran well beaten by a 21 year old.

Massive overhaul required

Who scored more from play yesterday than JOD ?

Moran has had an average year .  Gooch was playing on a struggling team.

You were a w**ker on Satuday and nothing has changed today .

An AI winning w**ker this morning.

How many AI medals is that you have now so?

Bad winner, zero class, the antithesis of what the GAA is all about.

Bullshit I'm the essence of what the GAA is all about.

Played for my club for 40 years, played for my county for 15.

Trained and managed teams at all grades and classes to win championships at club and county level.

So don't give me that load of bollocks when you don't like me questioning Kerry's stomach for battle when they questioned ours for the last 12 months.

Ach gwan tell us about your medals so.

[omaghjoe]

What it showed for Kerry was that they have a few fancy dans on their team who don't like it when it gets tough.

JOD in particular may have great hair but he's not a man to win a hard ball.

Gooch was anonymous - David Moran well beaten by a 21 year old.

Massive overhaul required

Who scored more from play yesterday than JOD ?

Moran has had an average year .  Gooch was playing on a struggling team.

You were a w**ker on Satuday and nothing has changed today .

An AI winning w**ker this morning.

How many AI medals is that you have now so?

Bad winner, zero class, the antithesis of what the GAA is all about.

Bullshit I'm the essence of what the GAA is all about.

Played for my club for 40 years, played for my county for 15.

Trained and managed teams at all grades and classes to win championships at club and county level.

So don't give me that load of bollocks when you don't like me questioning Kerry's stomach for battle when they questioned ours for the last 12 months.

Seriously you've definitely lost the plot now!

I've a notion Indie might be Darling Charlie himself!

Congrats on the win tho Indie, your modesty knows no bounds so I know you will receive that with the epitome of humility

Dubs by far the better team in a truely awful match, shoulda won by 10pts. Conditions didnt help of course but some of the errors yesterday were unbelievable

[From the Bunker]

Who is the last player to score 6:20 from play in their home ground in the same championship season?

[brokencrossbar1]

What it showed for Kerry was that they have a few fancy dans on their team who don't like it when it gets tough.

JOD in particular may have great hair but he's not a man to win a hard ball.

Gooch was anonymous - David Moran well beaten by a 21 year old.

Massive overhaul required

Who scored more from play yesterday than JOD ?

Moran has had an average year .  Gooch was playing on a struggling team.

You were a w**ker on Satuday and nothing has changed today .

An AI winning w**ker this morning.

How many AI medals is that you have now so?

Bad winner, zero class, the antithesis of what the GAA is all about.

Bullshit I'm the essence of what the GAA is all about.

Played for my club for 40 years, played for my county for 15.

Trained and managed teams at all grades and classes to win championships at club and county level.

So don't give me that load of bollocks when you don't like me questioning Kerry's stomach for battle when they questioned ours for the last 12 months.

Camogie?

No harm to you lad but you really are the complete opposite of what the GAA is about if you think coming on and spouting how great you are will win you brownie medals.  For what it's worth I haven't questioned Dublin's bottle once in the last 12 months seeing as you've used it as a barometer.  I made one post in relation to this team that has any sort of criticism

I have to agree about Flynn.  He, in my opinion, is the metronome that runs the Dublin team.  Connolly, Brogan etc are all excellent players but Flynn is the real deal and the one player that I would take from them over the rest.  He does the simple things right but has a heart of a lion and fantastic drive and workrate. 

The reality is that Dublin were never losing this game but they were exposed.  Cluxton is not as infallible as he once was.  The FB line are there for the taking as the HB line provide little protection at times.  The MF is just OK and would not compete against Moran and Maher for instance.  The forwards are brilliant if they are fed the ball and outside of Kerry are the most complete forward unit. 

I got it wrong about the MF,  though Maher did give the Dublin MF their fill of it.  You have real notions about yourself and your standing in the bigger scheme of things.  I am happy for the likes of Zulu, heffo et al who are winning with grace.  You were at the same sort of shit when you beat us in the club Final, but just stay classy with your c**k measuring.

[muppet]

Who is the last player to score 6:20 from play in their home ground in the same championship season?

A: Indiana.

Next question.

Who was the only man who could mark Larry Reilly?

[ashman]

Who questioned Dublin's bottle ?

[AZOffaly]

What it showed for Kerry was that they have a few fancy dans on their team who don't like it when it gets tough.

JOD in particular may have great hair but he's not a man to win a hard ball.

Gooch was anonymous - David Moran well beaten by a 21 year old.

Massive overhaul required

Who scored more from play yesterday than JOD ?

Moran has had an average year .  Gooch was playing on a struggling team.

You were a w**ker on Satuday and nothing has changed today .

An AI winning w**ker this morning.

How many AI medals is that you have now so?

Bad winner, zero class, the antithesis of what the GAA is all about.

Bullshit I'm the essence of what the GAA is all about.

Played for my club for 40 years, played for my county for 15.

Trained and managed teams at all grades and classes to win championships at club and county level.

So don't give me that load of bollocks when you don't like me questioning Kerry's stomach for battle when they questioned ours for the last 12 months.

Camogie?

No harm to you lad but you really are the complete opposite of what the GAA is about if you think coming on and spouting how great you are will win you brownie medals.  For what it's worth I haven't questioned Dublin's bottle once in the last 12 months seeing as you've used it as a barometer.  I made one post in relation to this team that has any sort of criticism

I have to agree about Flynn.  He, in my opinion, is the metronome that runs the Dublin team.  Connolly, Brogan etc are all excellent players but Flynn is the real deal and the one player that I would take from them over the rest.  He does the simple things right but has a heart of a lion and fantastic drive and workrate. 

The reality is that Dublin were never losing this game but they were exposed.  Cluxton is not as infallible as he once was.  The FB line are there for the taking as the HB line provide little protection at times.  The MF is just OK and would not compete against Moran and Maher for instance.  The forwards are brilliant if they are fed the ball and outside of Kerry are the most complete forward unit. 

I got it wrong about the MF,  though Maher did give the Dublin MF their fill of it.  You have real notions about yourself and your standing in the bigger scheme of things.  I am happy for the likes of Zulu, heffo et al who are winning with grace.  You were at the same sort of shit when you beat us in the club Final, but just stay classy with your c**k measuring.

Zulu's not a Dub. Zulu, are you okay there?? someone check Zulu quickly!

[brokencrossbar1]

Sorry Zulu,  i always thought you were a Dub!!