It shouldn't work but it does

[bennydorano]

Just had a big bag of popcorn that mixed sugar coated with salt covered & christ they were tasty. Not my own concoction either, made by Walkers.

[BarryBreensBandage]

The valve controlling the heating upstairs started dripping on the other valve heating downstairs causing it to trip, with nothing working.
On the same morning the toilet got blocked and threatened to overflow.
My lovely wife of course expected me to become a drainage and plumbing expert all at the one time, and the thought of fixing both, well, I went on to work.
Did f**k all about it for the next day. Looked at the situation 24 hours later, the drip stopped, the heating was working fine and the toilet cleared.
It shouldn't have worked but it did.

[Windmill abu]

The valve controlling the heating upstairs started dripping on the other valve heating downstairs causing it to trip, with nothing working.
On the same morning the toilet got blocked and threatened to overflow.
My lovely wife of course expected me to become a drainage and plumbing expert all at the one time, and the thought of fixing both, well, I went on to work.
Did f**k all about it for the next day. Looked at the situation 24 hours later, the drip stopped, the heating was working fine and the toilet cleared.
It shouldn't have worked but it did.

Maybe the plumber came round with his big spanner when you were at work.

[theskull1]

fnarr

[T Fearon]

A person born in Derry in gainful employment?

[muppet]

The GAA Rule Book as a guide to avoiding chaos.

[StGallsGAA]

Leaving your razor on the window-sill in the moonlight.  Next morning is blunt as feck!  Weird?

[bennydorano]

I put brown sauce in tomato soup, works for me.

[BarryBreensBandage]

The valve controlling the heating upstairs started dripping on the other valve heating downstairs causing it to trip, with nothing working.
On the same morning the toilet got blocked and threatened to overflow.
My lovely wife of course expected me to become a drainage and plumbing expert all at the one time, and the thought of fixing both, well, I went on to work.
Did f**k all about it for the next day. Looked at the situation 24 hours later, the drip stopped, the heating was working fine and the toilet cleared.
It shouldn't have worked but it did.

Maybe the plumber came round with his big spanner when you were at work.

[The Iceman]

salad cream with ginger nut biscuits in a sandwich...

[Gabriel_Hurl]

Me and winning a golf bet

[Windmill abu]

salad cream with ginger nut biscuits in a sandwich...

If that is salad cream & ginger nut biscuit in a bread sandwich, then that is disgusting.

If it is salad cream between 2 ginger nut biscuits as a sandwich then it is still disgusting.

[stew]

Just had a big bag of popcorn that mixed sugar coated with salt covered & christ they were tasty. Not my own concoction either, made by Walkers.

Popcorn is shite on a stick......Horrible stuff in my opinion.

[gallsman]

Melted cheese on curried baked beans.

[brokencrossbar1]

Melted cheese on curried baked beans.

No that makes sense. I love that. I also love cheese and marmalade on toast ...hmmmm breakfast time!