muppet's craption competition #145

[muppet]

[muppet]

Blatter: I told you my hands are clean!

[mikehunt]

Me? Corrupt? If I was corrupt I'd be able to afford bog roll.

[red hander]

I'd no red paint, but this Fifa corruption, it's all Tyrone's fault

[muppet]

See! No whitewash here.

[BennyCake]

And now for my Louis Armstrong impression.

[muppet]

Blatter denies taking oil money.

[Hardy]

You smear me, I smear you, ye lanky Waterford bastard.

[Shamrock Shore]

That's the last time I'll read a report about my good friend Denis O'Brien

[ballinaman]

Sepp's desperate to secure African Football Federation votes...

[weareros]

Ah see what happens when you have to pat the heads of so many old white guys

[muppet]

That's the last time I'll read a report about my good friend Denis O'Brien

[T Fearon]

Blatter refuses to pay additional Ryanair €2 levy for soap dispenser use.

[Denn Forever]

I know what  people want.  They want to be entertained.  So that's why I'm bringing back the Black and White Minstrels as  half time entertainment. 

Well, not in Africa obviously.

[moysider]

usually a mobster has his fingerprints taken - not the whole hand.