Armagh v Cavan Sun 8th June

[Zip Code]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/gaelic-games/27772718

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Surely handbags is the correct term when mad Tyrone women use their personal effects carry case to assault poor innocent Kerry footballers with unusually long arms?

FFS leave our womenfolk out of it AZ! What would your missus do if assailed by an orangutan?

[Rossfan]

Will the 2 Counties be expelled from the rest of the Championship(s)??

[AZOffaly]

Surely handbags is the correct term when mad Tyrone women use their personal effects carry case to assault poor innocent Kerry footballers with unusually long arms?

FFS leave our womenfolk out of it AZ! What would your missus do if assailed by an orangutan?

You have the wrong lad. Buckley plays for Crokes.

[Zip Code]

Will the 2 Counties be expelled from the rest of the Championship(s)??

Will they f**k!

[AZOffaly]

Surely the latter is dunting, Hardy, as in "Give him a bit of a dunt".

Do it enough to a nippy corner forward and you'll be accused of dunting his growth.

Problems could arise if when speaking to the ref afterwards, you tell him you were only giving yer man a bit of a dunt, but the ref hears "Yer man is a bit of a dunt." Yellow upgraded to red.

I thought a dunt was the application of the knee to the arse of a corner forward bending down to lift the ball.

I suppose we have to allow for local vernacular. A 'hev' was our term for the shouldering I mentioned, but previous research here indicated it was a finely localised expression.

What about left and right indicators. Practitioners of the indicators tend to be corner and full backs who, despite their eagerness to chase down the ball, feel it only right and proper to indicate to their marker which way they are intending to turn. Unfortunately sometimes said marker gets too close to the innocent full back, and makes accidental contact. Thereby giving rise to the 'Jaysus I hit a lad with a left indicator there, I think I broke his nose' saying common in the killing fields of Offaly club football.

[muppet]

Donnybrook : : a public argument
                    : an uncontrolled fight

Drumcree : a donnybrook which commences during a parade

The George : a tackle whereby the victim is hit from behind while bending over

[armaghniac]

Will the 2 Counties be expelled from the rest of the Championship(s)??

I think it would not be fair to treat the victims of the attack in the same way as the instigators, so Cavan should be expelled twice and Armagh not at all. Perhaps the fairest thing would be put Cavan back in Div 3 and replace them in Div 2 with the highest of the two teams relegated.

[under the bar]

Q.1  Apart from the Orange Order which is the only other Organisation in the 32 counties whose members and supporters
       dress in ludicrous orange?

Q.2. Which County was the Orange order founded in?

Q.3. Who demanded that they parade the traditional route nearest the stand last Sunday?

Q.4.  Who demanded that a flag from outside the 6 counties be moved from their traditional route last Sunday?

Q.5.  Who never gets a big day out beyond the 12th July unless they follow their superior RED HAND brethren from across the 
         River Blackwater?

Answers on a postcard to Willie Frazer, Co Armagh.   First prize is a bottle of Fanta.

[mylestheslasher]

Will the 2 Counties be expelled from the rest of the Championship(s)??

I think it would not be fair to treat the victims of the attack in the same way as the instigators, so Cavan should be expelled twice and Armagh not at all. Perhaps the fairest thing would be put Cavan back in Div 3 and replace them in Div 2 with the highest of the two teams relegated.

This is Cavans first problem with a parade, Armagh on the other hand have had multiple problems with parades. A warning for Cavan and Armagh to be booted out of the Ulster championship with a replacement team being entered on alphabetical order. Incidentally Cavan would be reinstated as amazingly Antrim are still in the championship.

[sheamy]

Sean Cavanagh is disgusted with you Armagh hallions

http://www.thescore.ie/armagh-cavan-brawl-1508427-Jun2014/

[J OGorman]

Sean Cavanagh is disgusted with you Armagh hallions

http://www.thescore.ie/armagh-cavan-brawl-1508427-Jun2014/

from the pictures on that site. The coward (who should receive a lifetime ban) who hit the Cavan defender is standing to the right Armagh supporter with the hat, sunglasses and wooleny things. It looks like he is standing behind him, tight greying dark hair wearing glasses

[EC Unique]

Is that Sean Hurson the Tyrone referee that was linesman in the picture?

[redhandloo]

Is that Sean Hurson the Tyrone referee that was linesman in the picture?

Yes

[Dont Matter]

Was McKeever racially abused?