Iconic GAA Statements and Utterances.

[Shamrock Shore]

Longford club team had a 6ft 5 very thin lad in midfield in the early 80s.

Wasn't much use but he caught the odd ball.

Anyhoo one day when he caught the ball but immediately fumbled it a shout from the crowd

"Jazes xxxxxx, if you were any longer you'd be late"

Well....it was funny at the time.

[Orior]

Longford club team had a 6ft 5 very thin lad in midfield in the early 80s.

Wasn't much use but he caught the odd ball.

Anyhoo one day when he caught the ball but immediately fumbled it a shout from the crowd

"Jazes xxxxxx, if you were any longer you'd be late"

Well....it was funny at the time.

That reflects my very own style (the catching and fumbling - not the witty remark)

[Frank Casey]

Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else.

John B. Keane