What won't get done for a week when a county wins something.

Started by Premier Emperor, October 22, 2012, 08:19:42 PM

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Premier Emperor

Marty Morrissey famously said there won't be a cow milked for a week when Clare won the Munster football title 20 years ago.
Since there is no grazing land in Clare, it would have been business as usual.

What could be said when other counties win something? What activity won't get done for a week with the celebrations?

Dublin - There won't be a spoon burned for a week.
Monaghan - There won't be a drop of diesel laundered.
Donegal - There won't be a Honda Civic written off
Wexford - There won't be a strawberry picked
Louth - There won't be a cigarette smuggled
Kildare - There won't be a stable cleaned out
Roscommon - There won't be a sheep sheared
Antrim - There won't be a petrol bomb thrown

Any others?

Lecale2

Armagh - there won't be an apple picked or a bottle of Buckfast drunk.

armaghniac

Cavan - there wouldn't be a Euro saved
Waterford - there wouldn't a crystal cut
Wicklow - there wouldn't be a ewe lambed
Mayo - there wouldn't be a whine
Sligo - there wouldn't be any soccer
Leitrim - there wouldn't be a tree planted
Westmeath - there wouldn't be heifer tagged
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

EC Unique

Quote from: Premier Emperor on October 22, 2012, 08:19:42 PM
Marty Morrissey famously said there won't be a cow milked for a week when Clare won the Munster football title 20 years ago.
Since there is no grazing land in Clare, it would have been business as usual.

What could be said when other counties win something? What activity won't get done for a week with the celebrations?

Dublin - There won't be a spoon burned for a week.
Monaghan - There won't be a drop of diesel laundered.
Donegal - There won't be a Honda Civic written off
Wexford - There won't be a strawberry picked
Louth - There won't be a cigarette smuggled
Kildare - There won't be a stable cleaned out
Roscommon - There won't be a sheep sheared
Antrim - There won't be a petrol bomb thrown

Any others?

Think you are mixing up Armagh and Monaghan with the diesel.

armaghniac

QuoteThink you are mixing up Armagh and Monaghan with the diesel.

Armagh and Monaghan form a common diesel market.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: armaghniac on October 22, 2012, 09:43:32 PM
Cavan - there wouldn't be a Euro saved
Waterford - there wouldn't a crystal cut
Wicklow - there wouldn't be a ewe lambed
Mayo - there wouldn't be a whine
Sligo - there wouldn't be any soccer
Leitrim - there wouldn't be a tree planted
Westmeath - there wouldn't be heifer tagged

Nah, we would whine about people not giving us credit for winning.
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

BennyCake

Quote from: Lecale2 on October 22, 2012, 09:00:36 PM
Armagh - there won't be an apple picked or a bottle of Buckfast drunk.

Surely when Armagh win something, the amount of Buckie drunk goes up? At least in Lurgan anyway.

AZOffaly



seafoid

Wicklow  - the world will stop turning
Fermanagh- the Quinns will stay out of the papers

Shamrock Shore


AZOffaly

Quote from: Shamrock Shore on October 23, 2012, 11:04:57 AM
Longford - the unicorns won't be milked for a week.

SS, you may have introduced a new phrase into the vernacular. The vain pursuit of an unattainable, unrealistic goal. Offaly are trying to Milk the Unicorn if they think they are going to win an All Ireland next year.

Antrim Coaster

Quote from: Premier Emperor on October 22, 2012, 08:19:42 PM
Marty Morrissey famously said there won't be a cow milked for a week when Clare won the Munster football title 20 years ago.
Since there is no grazing land in Clare, it would have been business as usual.

What could be said when other counties win something? What activity won't get done for a week with the celebrations?

Dublin - There won't be a spoon burned for a week.
Monaghan - There won't be a drop of diesel laundered.
Donegal - There won't be a Honda Civic written off
Wexford - There won't be a strawberry picked
Louth - There won't be a cigarette smuggled
Kildare - There won't be a stable cleaned out
Roscommon - There won't be a sheep sheared
Antrim - There won't be a petrol bomb thrown
Any others?

Dont lump the rest of us in with the McCooey's

theticklemister

Derry - We won't work for a week here in the city if we win the all-ireland............................... No change!

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: theticklemister on October 23, 2012, 01:19:27 PM
Derry - We won't work for a week here in the city if we win the all-ireland............................... No change!

I think someone said after Donegal that there would be no work done in Donegal for a week now if anyone had any work!