conor mortimer

[muppet]

If mayo loomed for scores over the last ten years who would they have looked too???

Blind umpires.

[moysider]

If mayo loomed for scores over the last ten years who would they have looked too???

Eh?

[theticklemister]

Looked *

Damn touchscreen mobile phones!

[highorlow]

f mayo loomed for scores over the last ten years who would they have looked too???

coppers

[orangeman]

Still got the itch. Is a return "doable" ?.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/gaelic-games/

[Syferus]

Still got the itch. Is a return "doable" ?.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/gaelic-games/

Of course not. Non-story too, he was on Mid-West weeks ago saying the same.

[rosnarun]

it hink he could be a good addition to the squad but only as a backuo free taker if anything happened Cillian O connor.
maybe wil people are digging up dtats they might find out the % of Scores in football come from frees 30 - 40 %?
well worth carrying a player and a spare for any i reckon

[Jinxy]

Bring back the Mort.

[muppet]

Bring back the Mort.

Anyone with talent able to edit this to Return of the Mort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w&spfreload=10

[Sidney]

Bring back the Mort.

Anyone with talent able to edit this to Return of the Mort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w&spfreload=10

Pretty much writes itself.

Return Of The Mort
Conor Mortimer
Album: Return Of The Mort
(dedicated to Micheal Jackson)

Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah
Well I tried to tell you so (yes, I did)
But you didn't want to know, as I said the story goes
Horan, now I got the flow
'Cos I knew it from the start
Horan, when you broke my heart
That I had to come again, baby, I'm the real deal

(You lied to me) all those times I said I'd win you Sam
(You lied to me) yes, I tried, yes, I tried
(You lied to me) even though you know I'd die for Mayo
(You lied to me) yes, I cried, yes, I cried (for myself)

1-(Return of the Mort) it is
(Return of the Mort) come on
(Return of the Mort) oh my God
(You know that I'll be back) here I am
(Return of the Mort) once again
(Return of the Mort) pump up the world
(Return of the Mort) watch my locks flow
(You know that I'll be back) here I go

So I'm back up in the game
I get the scores, I got the bling
Letting all the people know
That I'm back to run the show
'Cos what you did, you know, was wrong
And all the nasty things you've done
So, Horan, listen carefully
While I sing my come-back song

2-(You lied to me) 'cos you said you''d never drop me
(You lied to me) but you did, but you do
(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel
(You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do

(Return of the Mort) here it is
(Return of the Mort) shamone
(Return of the Mort) don't you know
(You know that I'll be back) here I go
(Return of the Mort) in green and red
(Return of the Mort) I wrote a book
(Return of the Mort) gonna fly off the shelves
(You know that I'll be back) loadsamoney from Parnells
(rpt 2, 1)

(You know that I'll be back) I AM Mayo

(Return of the Mort) here it is
(Return of the Mort) shamone
(Return of the Mort) I'm as baaaad as Jacko
(You know that I'll be back) here I go
(Return of the Mort) in green and red
(Return of the Mort) I wrote a book
(Return of the Mort) gonna fly off the shelves
(You know that I'll be back) loadsamoney from Parnells

[muppet]

Brilliant!

Now can anyone record this and we will get it to to number one for Christmas?