Things to do in Northern Ireland for the summer!!

Started by Hardy, March 29, 2012, 10:32:36 AM

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armaghniac

As there is already a thread about what do in Ireland in the summer you seem to be implying that the 6 counties are not in Ireland. Shame on you, Hardy, for behaving like a Laois Kerryman.
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Rossfan

Quote from: Hardy on March 29, 2012, 10:32:36 AM
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March around where you're not wanted wearing some garish regalia that a 2 year old might have designed on a bad day.
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laoislad

Quote from: armaghniac on March 29, 2012, 10:46:29 AM
As there is already a thread about what do in Ireland in the summer you seem to be implying that the 6 counties are not in Ireland. Shame on you, Hardy, for behaving like a Laois Kerryman.

Spoken like a true whining Nordie ;)
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Jim_Murphy_74

Quote from: Hardy on March 29, 2012, 10:32:36 AM
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Partitionist abuse from a Meath man!  God be with the days of Mick Lyons when all Meath abuse was of a purely physical nature.

/Jim.

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Hardy

Quote from: armaghniac on March 29, 2012, 10:46:29 AM
As there is already a thread about what do in Ireland in the summer you seem to be implying that the 6 counties are not in Ireland. Shame on you, Hardy, for behaving like a Laois Kerryman.

You're spot on, Armagniac. I do SEEM to be implying that the 6 counties are not in Ireland. But I'm not.


Quote from: Jim_Murphy_74 on March 29, 2012, 11:31:15 AM
Quote from: Hardy on March 29, 2012, 10:32:36 AM
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Partitionist abuse from a Meath man!  God be with the days of Mick Lyons when all Meath abuse was of a purely physical nature.

/Jim.

If I was abusing yeh, ye'd know about it!


Olly

There is a lot to do in NI.

Giant's Causeway = Finn McCool's litter after a row with a Scottish Giant
Titanic Building = Still standing.
Old Broken Cross at Ardboe = Mary used to go there though not many believe it now.
Bushmills Distillery = From the River Bush which has Whiskey in it
Crossmaglen Sniping Mountains = you live in fear driving past them
Larne Harbour = you can even travel to Scotland
Portaferry Ferry = the quickest ferry in Europe
The Aquarium = loads of fish and whales
The Swimming Pool in Dungannon = No one has had a vercucca in 22 years now so says the plague on the wall
Barry's Amusements in Portrush = ice creams and candyfloss are still cheap.
Draperstown/Ballinascreen = only town with 2 names that don't make sense.
Armagh = Brian Boru's bossom is buried there, after he died.
Newcastle = dodgem cars and mountains.
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AQMP

Quote from: Hardy on March 29, 2012, 10:32:36 AM
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Get your summer done and dusted before July by following Antrim in the Championship

AQMP

Quote from: Olly on March 29, 2012, 12:22:47 PM
There is a lot to do in NI.

Giant's Causeway = Finn McCool's litter after a row with a Scottish Giant
Titanic Building = Still standing.
Old Broken Cross at Ardboe = Mary used to go there though not many believe it now.
Bushmills Distillery = From the River Bush which has Whiskey in it
Crossmaglen Sniping Mountains = you live in fear driving past them
Larne Harbour = you can even travel to Scotland
Portaferry Ferry = the quickest ferry in Europe
The Aquarium = loads of fish and whales
The Swimming Pool in Dungannon = No one has had a vercucca in 22 years now so says the plague on the wall
Barry's Amusements in Portrush = ice creams and candyfloss are still cheap.
Draperstown/Ballinascreen = only town with 2 names that don't make sense.
Armagh = Brian Boru's bossom is buried there, after he died.
Newcastle = dodgem cars and mountains.

Your best line yet, Olly

thejuice

Quote from: Jim_Murphy_74 on March 29, 2012, 11:31:15 AM
Quote from: Hardy on March 29, 2012, 10:32:36 AM
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Partitionist abuse from a Meath man!  God be with the days of Mick Lyons when all Meath abuse was of a purely physical nature.

/Jim.

Ah Jim, I got all misty eyed reading that. Will we ever see the likes of him again?
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