9 words women use

[seafoid]

1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to #3

[Minder]

10. - Not tonight.

[Stall the Bailer]

Is that not 16 words?

[deiseach]

1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to #3

Aw crap. Looks like I'm the woman in my relationship

[muppet]

7. 'Thanks' should be replaced by 'No!'. The former is NEVER used by women and the latter is the default  interruption to any question starting with 'would you mind if..", 'can I...' or 'the lads..'.

[laoislad]

11. No you can't put it in there.

[Puckoon]

Yeah - I am not sure how "No" didnt make the list. Or - "go ahead, but you better be quick"

[HiMucker]

What about "that mark was always on the car" or "did you lift my car keys"

[Blowitupref]

12) Turn off the lights.

[ONeill]

I killed a man.

[Croí na hÉireann]

What about "that mark was always on the car" or "did you lift my car keys"

Or "Will you ring my phone for me"

[AZOffaly]

Man : I'm getting a Chinese, do you want anything?
woman : No thanks.
Man : Sure, even a starter?
woman : No, not hungry.

30 minutes later.

Woman : I'll just have a bit of that, and some rice and maybe a little of this. Thanks.

[Puckoon]

This thread is subtly turning into what it was always crying out to be. 

[Muzz]

Man : I'm getting a Chinese, do you want anything?
woman : No thanks.
Man : Sure, even a starter?
woman : No, not hungry.

30 minutes later.

Woman : I'll just have a bit of that, and some rice and maybe a little of this. Thanks.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH - that does my nut!

Even heading into the shop! 

You want anything...

na im alright. 

Drink? Anything?  -

no your fine.


Come back out with drink...whos the first one to open it and take a sip!

WHY NOT JUST SAY YOU WANTED ONE?

[Doogie Browser]

I forgot my purse