Happy Valentine's Day

Started by Olly, February 14, 2011, 04:09:00 PM

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Olly

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone on this board and on the Internet. I hope you get what you wished for. I certainly hope I get what I hoped for later on, the hole of it.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You better be careful
Cos I'm watching you.
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Minder

I booked a table for tonight for me and the missus, gonna play best of five frames.
"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

Tony Baloney

Quote from: Minder on February 14, 2011, 04:27:01 PM
I booked a table for tonight for me and the missus, gonna play best of five frames.
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The Real Laoislad

The day all the gimps show their true colours..
Anyone that buys flowers today is a gobshite,you'll get them for nothing tomorrow.
You'll Never Walk Alone.

Agnes Dipesto

I take it you don't do Valentine's then LL.

ziggysego

I think my postman delivered all my mail to the wrong house. The post box was empty this morning.
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All of a Sludden

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on February 14, 2011, 04:33:09 PM
The day all the gimps show their true colours..
Anyone that buys flowers today is a gobshite,you'll get them for nothing tomorrow.

Every restaurant in the country will be full of couples who haven't been out since last Hallmark day paying over the odds for ready made meals.
I'm gonna show you as gently as I can how much you don't know.

screenmachine

Quote from: All of a Sludden on February 14, 2011, 04:57:16 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on February 14, 2011, 04:33:09 PM
The day all the gimps show their true colours..
Anyone that buys flowers today is a gobshite,you'll get them for nothing tomorrow.

Every restaurant in the country will be full of couples who haven't been out since last Hallmark day paying over the odds for ready made meals.


Very true.  It must be like a mini Christmas again for restaurants.  A complete scam of a day with the amount of cards, flowers and all that dung.
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

pintsofguinness

Anyone who sends flowers to their wife/gf at work needs to be taken out the back and shot. imo.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Minder

The Valentines Day industry took me for £1.25 this year.
"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

armaghniac

You heartless bunch.
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All of a Sludden

Quote from: pintsofguinness on February 14, 2011, 06:53:51 PM
Anyone who sends flowers to their wife/gf at work needs to be taken out the back and shot. imo.

Along with men who propose on Hallmark day.
I'm gonna show you as gently as I can how much you don't know.

comethekingdom

Quote from: pintsofguinness on February 14, 2011, 06:53:51 PM
Anyone who sends flowers to their wife/gf at work needs to be taken out the back and shot. imo.

Agreed. Anyone who send flowers to their wife or gf at work is guilty as fcuk!

sammymaguire

Quote from: comethekingdom on February 14, 2011, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on February 14, 2011, 06:53:51 PM
Anyone who sends flowers to their wife/gf at work needs to be taken out the back and shot. imo.

Agreed. Anyone who send flowers to their wife or gf at work is guilty as fcuk!

A major attempt to prove some sort of point?
DRIVE THAT BALL ON!!

The Real Laoislad

It really takes a special form of gimp to send flowers to their woman in work.
Then again I know a few fellas whose women would almost expect them to do it and would be angry with them if they didn't, I dunno why someone would stay with a woman like that.
You'll Never Walk Alone.