Mr & Mrs Robinson

[ziggysego]

I was watching UTV Live at 6 tonight. Did anyone notice when they showed the DUP lining up in front of the camera for Dobbs' statement at the bottom of the stairs at Stormont, they all had big sour looking heads on them? Well all but one. Big Ian was laughing his head off! 

Am I missing something or how come you refer to wee Nigel as Dobb's? (also could be me nitpicking!) 

Oh don't you start too 

[omagh_gael]

Maybe Foster has been put forward as the First Minister by the DUP because they realise she will never, ever, ever be involved in a sex scandal.


Except perhaps beastality.

Is that not what happened when Kirk mounted Iris?

[omagh_gael]

I was watching UTV Live at 6 tonight. Did anyone notice when they showed the DUP lining up in front of the camera for Dobbs' statement at the bottom of the stairs at Stormont, they all had big sour looking heads on them? Well all but one. Big Ian was laughing his head off! 

Am I missing something or how come you refer to wee Nigel as Dobb's? (also could be me nitpicking!) 

Oh don't you start too 

ha ha ok zippy! Sorry ziggy 

[Aerlik]

Pissed myself laughing (again) over this whole jamboree when The Australian had the headline describing her as "the leading lady of Irish politics" yesterday. 

Leave the shores of the island and you're automatically Irish...well you are anyway, but that will please our DUP brethern no end.

[comethekingdom]

 
Ha Ha that would sicken them alright.

[fitzroyalty]

I was watching UTV Live at 6 tonight. Did anyone notice when they showed the DUP lining up in front of the camera for Dobbs' statement at the bottom of the stairs at Stormont, they all had big sour looking heads on them? Well all but one. Big Ian was laughing his head off! 

Your man Stephen Moutray, who was standing just behind Paisley, is the double of Big Lurch in the Addams Family

Its weird, John O'Dowd of SF is the spit of him!

[Dougal Maguire]

Yup, I've noticed that too. Doesn't Kirk McCambley look a bit like Eddie Irvine

[gerry]

on tonights tv3 review of the papers they have that tomorrows irish indo that  our friend kirk fake an illness to get his women back.

i know we all knew this, via our friend ...., (god rest his soul)

i wonder when the singing mp coming out news is going to break

[ziggysego]

Simon and Garfunkel's "Mrs Robinson" is now number 30 in the Amazon Download Chart.

[gerry]

New revelations: Iris lover feigned illness to end affair

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By Sam Smyth

Tuesday January 12 2010

YOUNG businessman Kirk McCambley had to feign serious illness to end his affair with MP Iris Robinson after she bombarded him with emails, texts and love letters.

Mr McCambley told Mrs Robinson that he had a form of cancer that threatened his life and affected his sexual performance, the Irish Independent has learned.

This emerged as the North's main parties begin trying to salvage the fragile power-sharing government after First Minister Peter Robinson temporarily stepped down from the post yesterday.

Stormont was plunged into crisis after Mr Robinson announced he was relinquishing control for six weeks in an attempt to clear his name from the sex and financial scandal engulfing his wife.

But it is unclear whether he will return to office following a break or whether he is being eased out in stages.

In a day of drama, his Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) stunned Stormont with the shock decision to install Enterprise Minister Arlene Foster in the top job.

Mrs Robinson is continuing to receive acute psychiatric treatment in Belfast.

It emerged last night that her former boyfriend, Mr McCambley, who had a teenage girlfriend while he was involved with Mrs Robinson, panicked when his lover 40 years his senior wanted constant attention.

Mrs Robinson harassed her then-teenage lover with texts, phone calls, emails and love letters, according to a source.

Mr McCambley broke off his relationship with Mrs Robinson by telling her that he had testicular cancer, the source added.

After their relationship finished Mrs Robinson turned hostile to her former lover and put him under enormous pressure to return money she had procured for him.

Developers

Mrs Robinson demanded and received £5,000 (€5,500) in cash from Mr McCambley from the £50,000 (€55,000) she had solicited for him from property developers.

Two developers, both friends of the Robinsons, each gave her a cheque for £25,000 (€27,700) made out to Mr McCambley and she passed them on. He never met the donors.

Mrs Robinson insisted in her statement last week that she solicited the money before the sexual affair began.

Mr McCambley paid the £5,000 cash to Mrs Robinson before their affair began, according to her statement, but when Mr McCambley ended it she demanded he return the remaining £45,000 (€49,500).

He had to sell off half of his interest in the Lock Keeper's Inn, the cafe that Mrs Robinson had secured a lease on from Castlereagh Council where she was a member. Mrs Robinson never declared an interest in the business when the council and Mr McCambley were negotiating the lease.

Sources in Belfast yesterday said that they believed the PSNI would start an investigation into Mrs Robinson's financial dealings.

However, legal sources speculated that lawyers acting for Mrs Robinson may invoke legislation that would prevent the prosecution of anyone suffering from mental illness.

"Even if the police investigation turned up evidence, it is unlikely that the DPP would press charges given Mrs Robinson's mental illness," said the source.

- Sam Smyth

Irish Independent

[theskull1]

New revelations: Iris lover feigned illness to end affair

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Sources in Belfast yesterday said that they believed the PSNI would start an investigation into Mrs Robinson's financial dealings.

However, legal sources speculated that lawyers acting for Mrs Robinson may invoke legislation that would prevent the prosecution of anyone suffering from mental illness.

"Even if the police investigation turned up evidence, it is unlikely that the DPP would press charges given Mrs Robinson's mental illness," said the source.

- Sam Smyth

Irish Independent

Surely that bit is a load of balls or is Iris, as well as being hornier, also cleverer than we thought?

[mylestheslasher]

New revelations: Iris lover feigned illness to end affair

indo
By Sam Smyth

Tuesday January 12 2010

YOUNG businessman Kirk McCambley had to feign serious illness to end his affair with MP Iris Robinson after she bombarded him with emails, texts and love letters.

Mr McCambley told Mrs Robinson that he had a form of cancer that threatened his life and affected his sexual performance, the Irish Independent has learned.

This emerged as the North's main parties begin trying to salvage the fragile power-sharing government after First Minister Peter Robinson temporarily stepped down from the post yesterday.

Stormont was plunged into crisis after Mr Robinson announced he was relinquishing control for six weeks in an attempt to clear his name from the sex and financial scandal engulfing his wife.

But it is unclear whether he will return to office following a break or whether he is being eased out in stages.

In a day of drama, his Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) stunned Stormont with the shock decision to install Enterprise Minister Arlene Foster in the top job.

Mrs Robinson is continuing to receive acute psychiatric treatment in Belfast.

It emerged last night that her former boyfriend, Mr McCambley, who had a teenage girlfriend while he was involved with Mrs Robinson, panicked when his lover 40 years his senior wanted constant attention.

Mrs Robinson harassed her then-teenage lover with texts, phone calls, emails and love letters, according to a source.

Mr McCambley broke off his relationship with Mrs Robinson by telling her that he had testicular cancer, the source added.

After their relationship finished Mrs Robinson turned hostile to her former lover and put him under enormous pressure to return money she had procured for him.

Developers

Mrs Robinson demanded and received £5,000 (€5,500) in cash from Mr McCambley from the £50,000 (€55,000) she had solicited for him from property developers.

Two developers, both friends of the Robinsons, each gave her a cheque for £25,000 (€27,700) made out to Mr McCambley and she passed them on. He never met the donors.

Mrs Robinson insisted in her statement last week that she solicited the money before the sexual affair began.

Mr McCambley paid the £5,000 cash to Mrs Robinson before their affair began, according to her statement, but when Mr McCambley ended it she demanded he return the remaining £45,000 (€49,500).

He had to sell off half of his interest in the Lock Keeper's Inn, the cafe that Mrs Robinson had secured a lease on from Castlereagh Council where she was a member. Mrs Robinson never declared an interest in the business when the council and Mr McCambley were negotiating the lease.

Sources in Belfast yesterday said that they believed the PSNI would start an investigation into Mrs Robinson's financial dealings.

However, legal sources speculated that lawyers acting for Mrs Robinson may invoke legislation that would prevent the prosecution of anyone suffering from mental illness.

"Even if the police investigation turned up evidence, it is unlikely that the DPP would press charges given Mrs Robinson's mental illness," said the source.

- Sam Smyth

Irish Independent

Jaysus this is getting a bit mental. He actually had to pretend he had testicular cancer to get rid of her. Peter mustn't have been taking care of business at home!

[Abble]

New revelations: Iris lover feigned illness to end affair

indo
By Sam Smyth

Tuesday January 12 2010

YOUNG businessman Kirk McCambley had to feign serious illness to end his affair with MP Iris Robinson after she bombarded him with emails, texts and love letters.

Mr McCambley told Mrs Robinson that he had a form of cancer that threatened his life and affected his sexual performance, the Irish Independent has learned.

This emerged as the North's main parties begin trying to salvage the fragile power-sharing government after First Minister Peter Robinson temporarily stepped down from the post yesterday.

Stormont was plunged into crisis after Mr Robinson announced he was relinquishing control for six weeks in an attempt to clear his name from the sex and financial scandal engulfing his wife.

But it is unclear whether he will return to office following a break or whether he is being eased out in stages.

In a day of drama, his Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) stunned Stormont with the shock decision to install Enterprise Minister Arlene Foster in the top job.

Mrs Robinson is continuing to receive acute psychiatric treatment in Belfast.

It emerged last night that her former boyfriend, Mr McCambley, who had a teenage girlfriend while he was involved with Mrs Robinson, panicked when his lover 40 years his senior wanted constant attention.

Mrs Robinson harassed her then-teenage lover with texts, phone calls, emails and love letters, according to a source.

Mr McCambley broke off his relationship with Mrs Robinson by telling her that he had testicular cancer, the source added.

After their relationship finished Mrs Robinson turned hostile to her former lover and put him under enormous pressure to return money she had procured for him.

Developers

Mrs Robinson demanded and received £5,000 (€5,500) in cash from Mr McCambley from the £50,000 (€55,000) she had solicited for him from property developers.

Two developers, both friends of the Robinsons, each gave her a cheque for £25,000 (€27,700) made out to Mr McCambley and she passed them on. He never met the donors.

Mrs Robinson insisted in her statement last week that she solicited the money before the sexual affair began.

Mr McCambley paid the £5,000 cash to Mrs Robinson before their affair began, according to her statement, but when Mr McCambley ended it she demanded he return the remaining £45,000 (€49,500).

He had to sell off half of his interest in the Lock Keeper's Inn, the cafe that Mrs Robinson had secured a lease on from Castlereagh Council where she was a member. Mrs Robinson never declared an interest in the business when the council and Mr McCambley were negotiating the lease.

Sources in Belfast yesterday said that they believed the PSNI would start an investigation into Mrs Robinson's financial dealings.

However, legal sources speculated that lawyers acting for Mrs Robinson may invoke legislation that would prevent the prosecution of anyone suffering from mental illness.

"Even if the police investigation turned up evidence, it is unlikely that the DPP would press charges given Mrs Robinson's mental illness," said the source.

- Sam Smyth

Irish Independent

Jaysus this is getting a bit mental. He actually had to pretend he had testicular cancer to get rid of her. Peter mustn't have been taking care of business at home!

i believe our friend seany was also able to tell us about this last week, he really did have the full scoop on this sorry saga

[johnneycool]

I was watching UTV Live at 6 tonight. Did anyone notice when they showed the DUP lining up in front of the camera for Dobbs' statement at the bottom of the stairs at Stormont, they all had big sour looking heads on them? Well all but one. Big Ian was laughing his head off! 

what is it with politicians all standing like gimps behind whoever is speaking?

It just seems to be a Norn iron thing.

[Hereiam]

This is a politicians so called "Show OF Strength" God they were a sour looking bunch of hoors.