Women mice and flowers

[longrunsthefox]

I need some serious feedback here. We had a mouse in the house yesterday and Mrs Fox went crazy... serious terror like Freddie Crugger was in the kitchen. Rang me about five times as I made my way home from work, wouldn't leave the other room to go through the kitchen and when I got home left the house for hours. What the f** is all that about?... a wee bitsy mouse!! 
Also, when there is any row or fallout, no matter how serious, or I annoy her etc... I get her a bunch of flowers and everything is okay and the Fox is loved again. Like... flowers?!!  Apparently other women are the same... any feedback would be appreciated. The mouse is dead...

[Caid]

get a cat

[longrunsthefox]

I'm not looking the solution to the mouse... the trap clamped him. I'm trying to understand women...

[Caid]

cats are easier to understand
ditch the woman. get a cat

[Agnes Dipesto]

I'm not looking the solution to the mouse... the trap clamped him. I'm trying to understand women...

Never going to happen. Keep buying those flowers. 

[pintsofguinness]

I'm not looking the solution to the mouse... the trap clamped him. I'm trying to understand women...

Good luck with that.

I dont buy flowers or any of that shite, generally if there's a row I find a way to turn it back on her and act annoyed, stop talking etc - a counter strike I suppose. We both know I'm 100 times more stubborn than her and she'll have to back down and end up apologising to me.  Feel free to use this tactic.

[Agnes Dipesto]

I'm not looking the solution to the mouse... the trap clamped him. I'm trying to understand women...

Good luck with that.

I dont buy flowers or any of that shite, generally if there's a row I find a way to turn it back on her and act annoyed, stop talking etc - a counter strike I suppose. We both know I'm 100 times more stubborn than her and she'll have to back down and end up apologising to me.  Feel free to use this tactic.

Are we married? Strangely sounded like my other half!!

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

get a cat

Fcuk the cat, get a dog.

As for understanding women, forget it, just learn to say "yes dear, your right.".

[pintsofguinness]

I'm not looking the solution to the mouse... the trap clamped him. I'm trying to understand women...

Good luck with that.

I dont buy flowers or any of that shite, generally if there's a row I find a way to turn it back on her and act annoyed, stop talking etc - a counter strike I suppose. We both know I'm 100 times more stubborn than her and she'll have to back down and end up apologising to me.  Feel free to use this tactic.

Are we married? Strangely sounded like my other half!!

Hmm, I don't think so.

[stew]

get a cat

Fcuk the cat, get a dog.

As for understanding women, forget it, just learn to say "yes dear, your right.".

Dont fcuk the cat, that will get ou into trouble.

Wemen are aliens, the sooner you understand that the better off you will be, in other words, there is no understanding them.

For example, I went to the gym today and bursted my arse for two hours, went to lunch and got so drunk the bartender had to leave me home in me own car, I have three aliens not talking to me at this moment in time, now tell me, is that normal behaviour for a women??

f**king aliens i tell ye.

One last thing, cats are evil, get a dog.

[pintsofguinness]

get a cat

Fcuk the cat, get a dog.

As for understanding women, forget it, just learn to say "yes dear, your right.".

Dont fcuk the cat, that will get ou into trouble.

Wemen are aliens, the sooner you understand that the better off you will be, in other words, there is no understanding them.

For example, I went to the gym today and bursted my arse for two hours, went to lunch and got so drunk the bartender had to leave me home in me own car, I have three aliens not talking to me at this moment in time, now tell me, is that normal behaviour for a women??

f**king aliens i tell ye.

One last thing, cats are evil, get a dog.

At least you've an idea why they're mad! I leave dirty dishes lying around and rubbish lying around the sitting room all the time, coats on the back of chairs, clothes on the bed etc, how am I suppose to know what particular day it's going to annoy her? 

[comethekingdom]

Flowers - any man that take flowers home to the woman - pure sign of guilt!!