Memroable sitcom sketches

Started by brokencrossbar1, October 20, 2009, 01:15:17 PM

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A few months ago Virgin NTL was showing really old episodes of On the Buses.

Ah those were the days.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M

Best line in a sitcom.

From Yes Prime Minister but you have to watch it all.
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Myles Na G.

My favourite line is from 'Porridge.' Fletcher's undergoing a medical and has just described to the doctor the problems he has with flat feet. The doc moves on to the next question:
'Are you homosexual?'
'What? With these feet?'
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Anything from Only Fools and Horses....
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Quote from: bennydorano on October 21, 2009, 06:52:31 PM
One of the best lines ever, Basil - Fawlty towers:

May I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?

Absolute classic. The old hag with the hearing aid.

Old Hag- ''I have decided to stay here but only if I get a discount on the room''
Basil- ''My wife deals with all such matters""
Old Hag-'' I shall speak to here after tea''
Basil- '' You heard that alright didnt you''  (While bowing)

Best scene ever ;D

Top of the hill

Only fools .....

Rodney arranges a date with another girl to try to make Cassandra jealous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NoW08CHNRs&feature=related

2.03 Uncle Albert has me in stitches every time  ;D
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Quote from: Top of the hill on October 21, 2009, 10:46:15 PM
Only fools .....

Rodney arranges a date with another girl to try to make Cassandra jealous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NoW08CHNRs&feature=related

2.03 Uncle Albert has me in stitches every time  ;D

Brilliant. Tears running down my face from laughing  :D
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omagh_gael

From my favourite sitcom ever, has anyone seen the episode of Frasier were Frasier and Niles tryvto teach Martin how to sing Oh Holy Night for a nativity play, absolutely piss myself ever time he trys to hit the high note. Brilliant!

Gnevin

Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.

Eastern_Pride

Classic Father Ted....

Mrs Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.

Father Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!

Mrs Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!

[Holds up a cupcake]

Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.

Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!

Father Ted: WHAT?

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
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Quote from: boojangles on October 21, 2009, 08:21:11 PM
Quote from: bennydorano on October 21, 2009, 06:52:31 PM
One of the best lines ever, Basil - Fawlty towers:

May I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?

Absolute classic. The old hag with the hearing aid.

Old Hag- ''I have decided to stay here but only if I get a discount on the room''
Basil- ''My wife deals with all such matters""
Old Hag-'' I shall speak to here after tea''
Basil- '' You heard that alright didnt you''  (While bowing)

Best scene ever ;D
Just after being on RTÉ 1 a few minutes... flipping hilarious  :D
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David McKeown

Not exactly a scene but I was in the Millennium Forum recently for the Fawlty Towers dinning experience.  In it three professional actors play the parts of Basil, Manual and Cybill.  They recreate scenes from the show and do a lot of impromptu stuff for about three hours whilst serving you a lovely 4 course meal.  One of the best nights craics I've ever had, even if Basil did throw my girlfriend out of the building for being riff raff after she complained about the air conditioning. 

I noticed at the time it was on all over the country and I would highly recommend it if you get a chance even if your not a fan of the show
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