What the Roads Service leuks aboot and dusnae leuk aboot

[never kickt a ball]

Roads Service biggs an' keeps ap roads an' leuks aboot:

   1. Street Lichtin
   2. Traffic Control
   3. Wunther Services (Road Saltin')
   4. Strangford Lough Ferry Service
   5. Public Car Pairkin
   6. Pairkin Badges fer fowk wi' disablements
   7. Reddin Sheughs
   8. Sneddin gress tae keep sichtlines clear
   9. Improvements tae wee roads
  10. Brigs
  11. Unco loads
  12. Response tae fluids

Roads Service dusnae leuk aboot:

    * Street cleanin' (locail councils)
    * Waarks bae utility companies
    * Street Troggin Licences (locail councils)
    * Street Naimin (local councils)
    * Shiftin' abandoned cars (locail councils)
    * Road Safetie teachin' (DOE)
    * Pairkin spaces fer fowk wi' disablements oan private propertie, eg shoppin' centres (lan' owner/occupier)

[curvey]

I work for the DRD Roads Service and i haven't a clue what your on about

[Trevor Hill]

Roads Service biggs an' keeps ap roads an' leuks aboot:

   1. Street Lichtin
   2. Traffic Control
   3. Wunther Services (Road Saltin')
   4. Strangford Lough Ferry Service
   5. Public Car Pairkin
   6. Pairkin Badges fer fowk wi' disablements
   7. Reddin Sheughs
   8. Sneddin gress tae keep sichtlines clear
   9. Improvements tae wee roads
  10. Brigs
  11. Unco loads
  12. Response tae fluids

Roads Service dusnae leuk aboot:

    * Street cleanin' (locail councils)
    * Waarks bae utility companies
    * Street Troggin Licences (locail councils)
    * Street Naimin (local councils)
    * Shiftin' abandoned cars (locail councils)
    * Road Safetie teachin' (DOE)
    * Pairkin spaces fer fowk wi' disablements oan private propertie, eg shoppin' centres (lan' owner/occupier)

I`ve just figured it out, Ziggy speaks Ulster Scots fluently 

[slievegullion]

That gave me a good laugh. It means duties of the road service and non duties of the road service.

[Square Ball]

we are all fluent in this lingo, we just dont know it

[Trevor Hill]

So what are "unco loads", I will figure it out on Saturday night when I ve had a few, but if someone can fill me in in the meantime?

[curvey]

That gave me a good laugh. It means duties of the road service and non duties of the road service.

Well thats what i thought but it was just the way he wrote it...i thought he was just out of the pub

[ziggysego]

Roads Service biggs an' keeps ap roads an' leuks aboot:

   1. Street Lichtin
   2. Traffic Control
   3. Wunther Services (Road Saltin')
   4. Strangford Lough Ferry Service
   5. Public Car Pairkin
   6. Pairkin Badges fer fowk wi' disablements
   7. Reddin Sheughs
   8. Sneddin gress tae keep sichtlines clear
   9. Improvements tae wee roads
  10. Brigs
  11. Unco loads
  12. Response tae fluids

Roads Service dusnae leuk aboot:

    * Street cleanin' (locail councils)
    * Waarks bae utility companies
    * Street Troggin Licences (locail councils)
    * Street Naimin (local councils)
    * Shiftin' abandoned cars (locail councils)
    * Road Safetie teachin' (DOE)
    * Pairkin spaces fer fowk wi' disablements oan private propertie, eg shoppin' centres (lan' owner/occupier)

I`ve just figured it out, Ziggy speaks Ulster Scots fluently 

Feck off 

[never kickt a ball]

So what are "unco loads", I will figure it out on Saturday night when I ve had a few, but if someone can fill me in in the meantime?

Abnormal loads:

[never kickt a ball]

I work for the DRD Roads Service and i haven't a clue what your on about

Done any Sneddin lately?

[curvey]

I work for the DRD Roads Service and i haven't a clue what your on about

Done any Sneddin lately?

As a matter of fact i have

[NAG1]

I seriously cant believe that this make believe language is being treated in the same way as other languages. When was this discovered? or did they just sit down and listen to some people talking around Ballymena and decided they couldnt understand them so the must be talking a different language. Trying to invent a culture that is not there!

[lynchbhoy]

I seriously cant believe that this make believe language is being treated in the same way as other languages. When was this discovered? or did they just sit down and listen to some people talking around Ballymena and decided they couldnt understand them so the must be talking a different language. Trying to invent a culture that is not there!

fully agree.
Unless for the sole purpose of communication for illiterates or dyslexics , this makey-uppy piece of carp is a waste of good money that it gets in grants.

[A Quinn Martin Production]

I work for the DRD Roads Service and i haven't a clue what your on about

Done any Sneddin lately?

Partial to the occasional bit of troggin' myself