MR GAABOARD 2009

[pintsofguinness]

hmmm still too many names to include all i have here , prob about 30 in total ffs i cant have a poll with 30 men, i could have a gang bang with 30 men but not a poll 

True story,

a work colleague was in Derry last week and chatting to a resident on the street he was working in.

The man tells him he went to investigate a commotion at the bottom of the garden the night before.
He looked over the wall and saw a young girl buck naked with some young fell hard at her and his 3 mates watching on waiting their turn.

He hopped over and chased the young boys and turned to get the girl straightened up,

She offered him on if he wanted !


The question I wanted to know.....

Are you living in Derry Tyronegirl or were you just visiting !! 

If thats true, Jesus it would be hard to walk away. Man them Nordie birds are unreal.

Why?

Why what?

why did he jumpt over thefence and chase them off?

[SLIGONIAN]

hmmm still too many names to include all i have here , prob about 30 in total ffs i cant have a poll with 30 men, i could have a gang bang with 30 men but not a poll 

True story,

a work colleague was in Derry last week and chatting to a resident on the street he was working in.

The man tells him he went to investigate a commotion at the bottom of the garden the night before.
He looked over the wall and saw a young girl buck naked with some young fell hard at her and his 3 mates watching on waiting their turn.

He hopped over and chased the young boys and turned to get the girl straightened up,

She offered him on if he wanted !


The question I wanted to know.....

Are you living in Derry Tyronegirl or were you just visiting !! 

If thats true, Jesus it would be hard to walk away. Man them Nordie birds are unreal.

Why?

Why what?

why did he jumpt over thefence and chase them off?

So he could have a go himself  , the story stopped at her offer,

[Farrandeelin]

Is it too late to enter??

Do you find yourself asking the girls that a lot?

No but I thought the poll was closed for some reason!!!

[Treasurer]

Distance thing: no idea. I do have a 5 inch tongue.

Ladies, I think we have our winner. 

I wouldn't be so sure Maggie, he exaggerated his height, so there's no guarantee this is the truth either.

[The Watcher Pat]

The watcher Pat should win this easy.....

Age 32

Height 6ft

Weight 12 st

Its about 4 ft from my elbow to my feet


Hairy as Fcuk (except from my head)

And i have a sense of humour!!

[TacadoirArdMhacha]

Well most of the interest is in the other thread so I thought it would leave people a bit of time to think about nominations.

I'm busy tonight and no internet access tomorrow so heres people I think should be in the poll

Pints
Puck
Ziggy
Boojangles
Yes I Would
LL
BCB
Gs Man
dodgy umpire
oneill
trevor hill
D4S as he has a hairy chest (proof is required tho!)
Ballyhaise Man
SK
Tony Baloney (as long as he keeps me out of induction!)
Sligonian
Drinking Harp




There's a good start anyway!

Frig sake Downgirl I've been nominated twice and ya don't even put me in the list!!


I am officially launching my campaign.

1. Age: 24

2. Height: 5 foot 10

3. Weight: 14 stone and a couple of punds for good luck!

4. Hairy Chest: Hariest 24 year old in the South Armagh region (allegedy)

5. Marital Status: Single

6. Distance from wrist to elbow: How the f**k am I going to know that?!

7. Why I should be Mr GAABOARD 2009: Because if you were standing I'd vote for you.

[Farrandeelin]

Age: 21

Height: 5'11

Weight: 11 stone

Hairy Chest: Yeah kinda

Marital Status: Single but spoken for

Distance from wrist to elbow: around 1 foot and 2 inches stupid thing for entry...

Why I should be MR GAABOARD 2009: Because I'm a nice decent guy. Generally never in that bad of a mood, always smiling even in trouble. And sure I'm a mild mannered Mayo man as DE said!!

[downgirl]

Single but spoken for???!!!!

[brokencrossbar1]

Age: 33

Height: 6'2

Weight: 15ish stone of solid old fashioned strenght

Hairy Chest: Hairy chest, no hairy back

Marital Status: Happily married

Distance from wrist to elbow: 15 inches

Why I should be MR GAABOARD 2009: Man's man, who has won it all and done it all! 

[pintsofguinness]

Age:  Um 30

Height:  Depends on what shoes I'm wearing

Weight: um 12 stone

Hairy Chest: Not really (sorry downgirl)

Marital Status:  It would take an hour to explain

Distance from wrist to elbow:  I've never measured

Why I should be Mr Gaaboard 2009:  I dont really care if I am or not 

[Farrandeelin]

Single but spoken for???!!!!

I'm not married downgirl. Don't worry.

[Tony Baloney]

Age: 33

Height: 6'2 and a bit.

Weight: 15ish stone or more depending on how much change I'm carrying.

Hairy Chest: Very.

Marital Status: Happily married

Distance from wrist to elbow: About a foot.

Why I should be MR GAABOARD 2009: It should be Hardstation. He is the gaaboard.

[Minder]

Age: 33

Height: 6'2 and a bit.

Weight: 15ish stone or more depending on how much change I'm carrying.

Hairy Chest: Very.

Marital Status: Happily married

Distance from wrist to elbow: About a foot.

Why I should be MR GAABOARD 2009: It should be Hardstation. He is the gaaboard.

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[milltown row]

Age: 37

Height: 5'6  

Weight: 11 stone

Hairy Chest: depends what mood i'm in

Marital Status: Happily married

Distance from wrist to elbow: About a foot and a half.

vote for me and i'll make you happy

[Minder]

Age: 37

Height: 5'6 

Weight: 11 stone

Hairy Chest: depends what mood i'm in

Marital Status: Happily married

Distance from wrist to elbow: About a foot and a half.

vote for me and i'll make you happy

Your height standing on a stool is irrelevant.