Keep the noise down!!!

[SLIGONIAN]

Wife faces trial over 'noisy sex'

A woman accused of tormenting her neighbours with her noisy love-making has appeared in court.

Caroline Cartwright, 48, was remanded in custody until May 5 charged with three breaches of her Asbo in ten days.
Magistrates in Sunderland slapped her with a four-year order on April 17, banning her from "making excessive noise" anywhere in England.
But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard that police arrested her on April 18, April 22 and April 26 after neighbours complained she was flouting the ban with the help of husband Steve.

Prosecutor Claire Ward said there were complaints of early morning shouting, moaning, groaning and the sound of a bed banging against the wall. Cartwright was arrested on Sunday and charged with three counts of breaching her Asbo.
Cartwright, of Hall Road, Concord, Washington, Tyne and Wear, whose husband sat in the public gallery, elected trial by jury and her case will be transferred to Newcastle Crown Court.

A bail application from defence solicitor Peter Lothian was refused.
Cartwright was remanded in custody and ordered to appear via video link before Sunderland Magistrates' Court on May 5.
On April 17, she was convicted for five breaches of an abatement notice and fined a total of £515.

Magistrates also imposed the Asbo, banning her from making excessive noise, knocking, shouting, screaming or vocalisation that can be heard in neighbouring properties or outside the house, and playing loud music.

Fair play to her i say ,

[corn02]

We need a pic!

[full back]

Wife faces trial over 'noisy sex'

A woman accused of tormenting her neighbours with her noisy love-making has appeared in court.

Caroline Cartwright, 48, was remanded in custody until May 5 charged with three breaches of her Asbo in ten days.
Magistrates in Sunderland slapped her with a four-year order on April 17, banning her from "making excessive noise" anywhere in England.
But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard that police arrested her on April 18, April 22 and April 26 after neighbours complained she was flouting the ban with the help of husband Steve.

Prosecutor Claire Ward said there were complaints of early morning shouting, moaning, groaning and the sound of a bed banging against the wall. Cartwright was arrested on Sunday and charged with three counts of breaching her Asbo.
Cartwright, of Hall Road, Concord, Washington, Tyne and Wear, whose husband sat in the public gallery, elected trial by jury and her case will be transferred to Newcastle Crown Court.

A bail application from defence solicitor Peter Lothian was refused.
Cartwright was remanded in custody and ordered to appear via video link before Sunderland Magistrates' Court on May 5.
On April 17, she was convicted for five breaches of an abatement notice and fined a total of £515.

Magistrates also imposed the Asbo, banning her from making excessive noise, knocking, shouting, screaming or vocalisation that can be heard in neighbouring properties or outside the house, and playing loud music.

Fair play to her i say ,

No, we dont need a pic corn

[corn02]

Just googled it, I cheerfully withdraw my request for a pic to save the others.

[longball]

ITS ONL IN THE PIC WITH HER

[saffron sam2]

Which one is Ms Cartwright?

[corn02]

Which one is Ms Cartwright?

The one in the pink.

[Doogie Browser]

Ziggy and/or Muppet have their next caption comp sorted anyway!

[SLIGONIAN]

Jees feck my curiosity  , nearly got sick...

[longball]

Jees feck my curiosity  , nearly got sick...

Imagine them too hot, sweaty and naked on that poor bed.....

Jesus wept

[Orior]

I once dated a screamer.

It was like "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oo ooogh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And that was just when I pressed the button in the lift to take her up to my room.

[Norf Tyrone]

I once dated a screamer.

It was like "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oo ooogh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And that was just when I pressed the button in the lift to take her up to my room.

Fair enough... but what did she say?

[Orior]

I once dated a screamer.

It was like "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oo ooogh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And that was just when I pressed the button in the lift to take her up to my room.

Fair enough... but what did she say?

I think it was "are you done?"

[Doogie Browser]

I once dated a screamer.

It was like "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oo ooogh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And that was just when I pressed the button in the lift to take her up to my room.

Fair enough... but what did she say?

I think it was "are you done?"

That was just after the second 'o'!!

[Seany]

Just look at the pic again.

If you look very closely, you can just about make out a bit of camel toe under the white trousers.

Just if you're interested...