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Yis missed a great night.  Some craic

...Would rather shit myself

Sending a few silly text messages is hardly cheating! 

Poor wee orangies

He shouldn't have got caught

these things happen

not sure win!one thing for sure is that robbie tasker get a hard time of yours truely in the reserve championship lol

I hear cullyhanna have earmarked yourself as the dangerman on the wolfe tones reserve side!

Well well well! What a thread!

My expert advice: Go forth and multiply, have your cake and eat it. It's only cheatin if you're caught

What absolute nonsense. All this proves is that the Scots, like Newry people, can't handle their wine.

Who would win in a fight between ogs and clans?
Who would win in a drinking contest?

Is it a PM you're after 

Yes, I want a prime minister. Right now. Send me one.

As Captain Boyle would have said - An auld butty o'mine used to work there. Found a shite at the bottom of the pool.

Now thats going back a few years, but there you are and there you go.

I know someone that worked in a swimming pool for few years, I stopped swimming after some of the stories....

Shite in the pool was not uncommon, in fact, it was very common! It would just be scooped out and if it broke up...tough

and the water was only changed once a week, no matter what was found in it during the week.

ach swimming in the sea is worse...

Lough neagh is the worrssttt