MEN...

[Minder]

was having my dinner..... burnt my bloody tongue...

ya never know ziggy... however things are "complicated" at the moment, just coming out of the rebound stage, think i need time, ya know, to find myself and work out what i want in life"

That's a resounding NO Ziggy

[Puckoon]

Wanna head out somenight leenie?

is there a woman on this board you havnt tried to get ur wicked way with you snake?!

tyrone girl

You must have found out that you were first cousins.

[stew]

was having my dinner..... burnt my bloody tongue...

ya never know ziggy... however things are "complicated" at the moment, just coming out of the rebound stage, think i need time, ya know, to find myself and work out what i want in life"

That's a resounding NO Ziggy

Not it's not, it's a remote possibility but not a definite no.

[leenie]

its not a no no its a not now... anyway to be honest zig ya'd only be looking for me to hook ya up with maggie!

[Lady GAA GAA]

This thread makes me want to stab myself in the eyes

[leenie]

This thread makes me want to stab myself in the eyes

why don't ya..... maybe the fingers would be better!

[stew]

This thread makes me want to stab myself in the eyes

Do it then.

[leenie]

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
They're plugged into a genius

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
They don't have time


WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
You need a rough draft before the final copy


Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

[mournerambler]

What's the name for the useless piece of skin that surrounds the vagina?
A woman.

[Lady GAA GAA]

This thread makes me want to stab myself in the eyes

Do it then.

Does it annoy you that you have the same level of wit as Leenie?

[Kevin Webster]

Well well well! What a thread!

My expert advice: Go forth and multiply, have your cake and eat it. It's only cheatin if you're caught

[Santino]

This thread makes me want to stab myself in the eyes

Do it then.

Does it annoy you that you have the same level of wit as Leenie?

Tool wagon

[illdecide]

Well all i will say on the matter is it's none of anyones business only the people involved, if my mate was cheating on his woman i wouldn't interfere and couldn't care less what he done...I'd back him to the hilt if his woman came to me and asked me if he was at my place last night...I'd expect the same in return .

Tell me this does hookers count as cheating?

[The Worker]

Well all i will say on the matter is it's none of anyones business only the people involved, if my mate was cheating on his woman i wouldn't interfere and couldn't care less what he done...I'd back him to the hilt if his woman came to me and asked me if he was at my place last night...I'd expect the same in return .

Tell me this does hookers count as cheating?

[/b]

Depends. If you wife knows about it then your grand.

If not, its unlikely she will find out anyway, so you're safe enough.

[leenie]

This thread makes me want to stab myself in the eyes

Do it then.

Does it annoy you that you have the same level of wit as Leenie?

oooohhhhhh...... how long did it take ya to come up with that....

at least your acknowledging that i have some sort of a level........