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Carrey is indeed a genius but Chevy Chase needs shot!

Yes Minister is up there with the best of them! My Faves:-

1.  Phoenix nights
2.  Yes Minister
3.  The office
4.  Frasier
5.  Father Ted
6.  Royle Family
7.  Fawlty Towers
8.  Cheers
9.  OFAH
10. Thin Blue Line (Don't know why i like it but i do)

Don't count shameless and teachers as i don't think of them as comedies, more drama, or any of the animated stuff.

Can't believe some people are mentioning the vicar of dibley and One foot in the grave!

What a thread! Can see this one running! Each has their own particular points of appeal!

The Queen Vic would be great for getting a rattle at a few dirty weemin. Between those two muck bags behind the bar, Stacey, that Mechanic and the best of the bunch - Dirtbag Dawn - you'd not be short on options at the end of the night.  Could see myself drinking a few pints of unspecific with Jim and Patrick alright, washed down with a few rum chasers then off to Beales for a fish supper before bailing into whatever bird i'd picked up.

Rovers would be grand for a pint at lunchtime.  The factory crew would be in necking a few (before they head back to their machines!) and Betty's Hot pot looks the ticket.  theres also not much competition for the fancy pieces now that the great Charlie Stubbs has left us.

Scarlet Bar though would be my preference.  I could just imagine sitting in their checking out the ample local talent and discussing some of my favourite Drew Kirk (RIP) stories.  The only drawback are the half pints and the fact that with the Doc and Robbo around it would be pretty hard to score!

Thats a decent start exile but you can add the following :-

Manicure
Eye-brow plucking
Diamond earring (any other sort is not metrosexual, merely queer or tinkerish)
Any hair product that costs over a fiver
The use of a hair dryer
Any jewellery outside a watch - chain isn't allowed - they all look shit even if you think yours doesn't
Coloured boots on the football pitch
You've included tanning but this needs to be stressed even more - this is a trend that is growing and more people do it than you would imagine (i'm not one of them!!)

Don't think he scored a hat trick in that final, i think he was playing wing half forward and maybe only scored a couple of points.  Neil Farren was Suspended and st pats were weak at full back - i think i remember Paul Diamond fisting it across his own box to a killorglin player for a calamitous goal. That game is still easily one of the best i have ever witnessed!

Jesus that Donegal one is brutal!

Unbelievable that this thread got to page 3 until McCrossans Moustache was mentioned.  That thing was a sin!  Does he still have it?

Need some fellas on there big time.  Everybody that ever walked in that house would make you sick except for Slick V.I.C - Ghetto V.I.P, Science the Great and Ahmed!

I notice that not one person has picked a keeper!  Do we all have brilliant keepers or do we not see them as particularly important to our teams chances?

For Derry

1. McDonald
2. Cooper
3. Darragh O Se

Lads, I'm in the same boat but i literally haven't got a clue!  All this numbers and letters gibberish means nothing to me.  Need one for the same requirements as bennydorano and would like to be able to keep as much info on it as possible.  Could anybody do me a list of all the shit i need on it, the minimum spec (hard drive, RAM? etc) and what price i should be looking to pay.  i haven't got a clue