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Is that alcoholic Dunphy plastered, he can barley put a sentience together......

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Big Gay!!

i don't have one?

in two minds about getting one!!!

Just spotted the thread lennie and today is your lucky day. I happen to be single at the moment and haven't had any furry triangle action in quiet some time, i'm a bit of an old romantic, i enjoy long walks on the beach (after anal) and i've a rod on me like a snake eating an apple!!
Do i tick the boxes??   

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SO she was over last night, I made an effort i clean the place so you could see the carpet and removed the trademark tyrone facial hair. An she basically said she was feeling crap cause of this and that.... So i shut up and listened, she said it might good to have a break from seeing eachother so we can be happy and look forward to seeing eachother.  Said she feel better that she got it off her chest. So i had a go n said it was crap that were not ridin enof, she agreed So I preceeded to follow mayomans advice, and she seemed pleased with the results. So feeling a bit better about the position were in, and i got back in the saddle and lost the wheelbarrow

Well done young fella, it sounds like things are going swimmingly, bet it was like feeding the horsey when you put the hand down the pants!! Now that you have come this far I'd reccomend over the next week you start demanding blowjobs at random times, make sure to have the bell end well shined, the girls aren't too fond of the cheddard foreskin. When your in the car with her say "any chance of a bit of road head", catch her off guard, tell her you seen it in a film and that its full of protein and great for her skin..... If that doesn't work punch her in the kidney and she'll drop like a sack of spuds......
I can see this relationship lasting, i really can..... 

I feel sorry for the lad, I went through the same thing one time myself and found it hard to talk to others about... At least he has us to help him through this tough time, some great advice in here, i hope he listens to us!! 

ahh so all the advice your given has worked with you in the past mayoman sure he has to be on to a winner

He'll put the hand down the front of her pants and it will feel like he's feeding a horse!! He'll have her back in no time.....   At least he tried the old sticky finger, would have been some laugh seeing that move.....

Youngfella:- "Hello darling how do you feel our relationship is working out, i myself am worried, i feel we are drifting apart, its becoming harder and harder to talk to you and your friends. I'm going to have a glass of wine now....."
Girlfriend:- "Yes I agree, you hardly ever touch me anymore, do you remember when we used to cuddle up together in front of the fire, the spark that we once had might be gone  "
Youngfella:- "Open up them legs and i'll finger the box off ya!!!"

I feel sorry for the lad, I went through the same thing one time myself and found it hard to talk to others about... At least he has us to help him through this tough time, some great advice in here, i hope he listens to us!! 

How the hell did that not work young fella, it normally does the trick!!  
Only one option left i'm afraid, its a tricky one so be carefull of the banjo string.....
Burst her shit bag..... Bull into it  

I can pick you up a t-shirt with this on it if ya like..... Drives the girls wild!!

Did you try fingering the box off her yet?? 
Girls like that sort of thing.....

Post of the year.

Agreed 

It was a goodun alright 

Jesus the poor woman, he'll tare her a new arse hole tonight.....   

Did you try fingering the box off her yet?? 
Girls like that sort of thing.....

Anyone interested in hacking into the neighbours eircom wireless router??

The finance minister is to introduce a flat rate levy in the major urban areas of €200 where an employer provides car parking facilities for workers...  

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Punchanella- San Trancisco

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The 4 of us- drag my bad name down

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Tune, tune tune.....
Frankie Wilde - I Need To Feel Love