Ok boys and girls. Roll out the cliches for Dessie Cahill to tick off.
I'll start
1. Paddy Cullen and Mickey Sheey's lob. Seamus Aldrige will explain why he gave THAT free finally
2. Charlie Redmond something something something...laugh laugh laugh...something
3. The Bomber tells a few yarns about Paidi
4. 400 Healy Raes sing De Rosea Trawlee
5. Da Dubs that busk outside Croker sing Molly Malone
fill yer boots
Galleon come back to play "5-in-a-row"
Billy Keane to subject us to some awful auld scutter.
Would rather set my hair on fire than watch it.
Quote from: Shamrock Shore on August 12, 2019, 02:53:00 PM
Ok boys and girls. Roll out the cliches for Dessie Cahill to tick off.
I'll start
1. Paddy Cullen and Mickey Sheey's lob. Seamus Aldrige will explain why he gave THAT free finally
2. Charlie Redmond something something something...laugh laugh laugh...something
3. The Bomber tells a few yarns about Paidi
4. 400 Healy Raes sing De Rosea Trawlee
5. Da Dubs that busk outside Croker sing Molly Malone
fill yer boots
1. Bagatelle do "summer in Dublin" with some social justice lyrics
I remember that summer in Dublin
and the coaching funding it did stink like hell
2. There is a break and for the next 10 minutes after the resumption Brush Shiels plays a song at 140 bpm. Art imitating football.
3. Jim Gavin is interviewed. Whatever you say say nothing
4. Twink reminisces about when Leinster was competitive
5. Joe Schmidt makes a cameo appearance in a Lily jersey and tells the audience that rugby supports Kildare and that the Dubs are nuts
Phone in competition that excludes northern viewers.
Seamus Darby might get a mention.
Maurice Fitz free
Startled earwigs
Cluxton free
I'm sure there will be some paint drying somewhere while that sh1te is on.
1977 semi final
Something Brogans....Listowel Mammy.....something
Where's Gráinne competition
Donaghy talking shite
Jayo
Jayo will be in his bed
They don't help themselves in so many ways but at the same time you'd feel a bit sorry for the people who have to put the show together, and end up with the two most familiar final pairings possible. Not much nuggets to be sourced that weren't previously done.
Not even Grainne to look at this year. Just Des and Jacqui Hurley.
Quote from: GalwayBayBoy on August 13, 2019, 03:01:02 PM
Not even Grainne to look at this year. Just Des and Jacqui Hurley Hurling.
Quote from: Owenmoresider on August 13, 2019, 02:30:14 PM
They don't help themselves in so many ways but at the same time you'd feel a bit sorry for the people who have to put the show together, and end up with the two most familiar final pairings possible. Not much nuggets to be sourced that weren't previously done.
The punters don't care as long as there are a few songs and a few characters.
It's the male version of the Rose of Tralee
Quote from: BennyCake on August 12, 2019, 05:19:03 PM
Phone in competition that excludes northern viewers.
"What county is Dublin city in?"
Who won last years All Ireland? ;D
Quote from: GalwayBayBoy on August 13, 2019, 03:01:02 PM
Not even Grainne to look at this year. Just Des and Jacqui Hurley.
Des can playfully curtail his Dublin bias. While Jacqui can also playfully curtail her Dublin bias. Threatens o be some nights entertainment.
Twitter storm marvelling at culchies
GAA get positive coverage they don't deserve
Des plamases at least one interviewee
Nobody talks about the elephant in the room
Kerry not as sure as usual. Dhera
Quote from: GalwayBayBoy on August 13, 2019, 03:01:02 PM
Not even Grainne to look at this year. Just Des and Jacqui Hurley.
Des can playfully curtail his Dublin bias. While Jacqui can also playfully curtail her Dublin bias. Threatens o be some nights entertainment.
Some sort of thinly veiled reference to the final being on free to air TV and how great it is that Sky don't have exclusivity.
The words "dream final" to be used in the first minute.
John O'Leary praising Cluxton.
Daithí Ó Sé gives a spiel.
Miniature flags all round.
Absolute scutter.
I remember Des few years ago saying to ex Kerry lad about winning All Ireland in New York even though they obviously lost.
It'd be great craic if the winner of the overnight stay with tickets to the match and limo et al was Paddy in Portobello.
Aslan to sing Crazy World using just triangles.
Quote from: Farrandeelin on August 13, 2019, 05:52:17 PM
It'd be great craic if the winner of the overnight stay with tickets to the match and limo et al was Paddy in Portobello.
Could see a scenario like this playing out...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ypQyOZq7Eg
Imelda May to sing a song.
Actually, I'll predict me being glued to the TV watching it and checking the phone saying yes well done such and such. Fair play SS you got me in the mood for it right enough. ;D