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Title: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Shamrock Shore on August 12, 2019, 02:53:00 PM
Ok boys and girls. Roll out the cliches for Dessie Cahill to tick off.

I'll start

1. Paddy Cullen and Mickey Sheey's lob. Seamus Aldrige will explain why he gave THAT free finally
2. Charlie Redmond something something something...laugh laugh laugh...something
3. The Bomber tells a few yarns about Paidi
4. 400 Healy Raes sing De Rosea Trawlee
5. Da Dubs that busk outside Croker sing Molly Malone

fill yer boots
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: thejuice on August 12, 2019, 03:08:51 PM
Galleon come back to play “5-in-a-row”
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: GalwayBayBoy on August 12, 2019, 03:11:16 PM
Billy Keane to subject us to some awful auld scutter.

Would rather set my hair on fire than watch it.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: seafoid on August 12, 2019, 03:32:26 PM
Ok boys and girls. Roll out the cliches for Dessie Cahill to tick off.

I'll start

1. Paddy Cullen and Mickey Sheey's lob. Seamus Aldrige will explain why he gave THAT free finally
2. Charlie Redmond something something something...laugh laugh laugh...something
3. The Bomber tells a few yarns about Paidi
4. 400 Healy Raes sing De Rosea Trawlee
5. Da Dubs that busk outside Croker sing Molly Malone

fill yer boots
1. Bagatelle do "summer in Dublin" with some social justice lyrics

I remember that summer in Dublin
and the coaching funding it did stink like hell

2. There is a break and for the next 10 minutes after the resumption Brush Shiels plays a song at 140 bpm. Art imitating football.

3. Jim Gavin is interviewed.  Whatever you say say nothing

4. Twink reminisces about when Leinster was competitive

5. Joe Schmidt makes a cameo appearance in a Lily jersey and tells the audience that rugby supports Kildare and that the Dubs are nuts
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: BennyCake on August 12, 2019, 05:19:03 PM
Phone in competition that excludes northern viewers.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Farrandeelin on August 12, 2019, 09:42:36 PM
Seamus Darby might get a mention.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: ballinaman on August 12, 2019, 09:51:06 PM
Maurice Fitz free
Startled earwigs
Cluxton free
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Rossfan on August 12, 2019, 11:25:53 PM
I'm sure there will be some paint drying somewhere while that sh1te is on.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Shamrock Shore on August 13, 2019, 02:02:25 PM
1977 semi final
Something Brogans....Listowel Mammy.....something
Where's Gráinne competition
Donaghy talking shite
Jayo
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: BennyCake on August 13, 2019, 02:14:12 PM
Jayo will be in his bed
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Owenmoresider on August 13, 2019, 02:30:14 PM
They don't help themselves in so many ways but at the same time you'd feel a bit sorry for the people who have to put the show together, and end up with the two most familiar final pairings possible. Not much nuggets to be sourced that weren't previously done.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: GalwayBayBoy on August 13, 2019, 03:01:02 PM
Not even Grainne to look at this year. Just Des and Jacqui Hurley.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on August 13, 2019, 03:09:11 PM
Not even Grainne to look at this year. Just Des and Jacqui Hurley Hurling.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: seafoid on August 13, 2019, 03:23:03 PM
They don't help themselves in so many ways but at the same time you'd feel a bit sorry for the people who have to put the show together, and end up with the two most familiar final pairings possible. Not much nuggets to be sourced that weren't previously done.
The punters don't care as long as there are a few songs and a few characters.
It's the male version of the Rose of Tralee

Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: RedHand88 on August 13, 2019, 03:41:21 PM
Phone in competition that excludes northern viewers.

"What county is Dublin city in?"
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: t_mac on August 13, 2019, 03:42:54 PM
Who won last years All Ireland?  ;D
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: From the Bunker on August 13, 2019, 03:49:19 PM
Not even Grainne to look at this year. Just Des and Jacqui Hurley.

Des can playfully curtail his Dublin bias. While Jacqui can also playfully curtail her Dublin bias. Threatens o be some nights entertainment.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: seafoid on August 13, 2019, 03:49:29 PM
Twitter storm marvelling at culchies

GAA get positive coverage they don't deserve

Des plamases at least one interviewee

Nobody talks about the elephant in the room

Kerry not as sure as usual. Dhera
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: From the Bunker on August 13, 2019, 03:53:19 PM
Not even Grainne to look at this year. Just Des and Jacqui Hurley.

Des can playfully curtail his Dublin bias. While Jacqui can also playfully curtail her Dublin bias. Threatens o be some nights entertainment.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: RedHand88 on August 13, 2019, 03:57:08 PM
Some sort of thinly veiled reference to the final being on free to air TV and how great it is that Sky don't have exclusivity.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Farrandeelin on August 13, 2019, 04:10:21 PM
The words "dream final" to be used in the first minute.

John O'Leary praising Cluxton.

Daithí Ó Sé gives a spiel.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: RedHand88 on August 13, 2019, 04:15:38 PM
Miniature flags all round.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: mrdeeds on August 13, 2019, 05:40:36 PM
Absolute scutter.

I remember Des few years ago saying to ex Kerry lad about winning All Ireland in New York even though they obviously lost.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Farrandeelin on August 13, 2019, 05:52:17 PM
It'd be great craic if the winner of the overnight stay with tickets to the match and limo et al was Paddy in Portobello.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: ONeill on August 13, 2019, 08:33:22 PM
Aslan to sing Crazy World using just triangles.
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: RedHand88 on August 13, 2019, 08:52:31 PM
It'd be great craic if the winner of the overnight stay with tickets to the match and limo et al was Paddy in Portobello.

Could see a scenario like this playing out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ypQyOZq7Eg
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Farrandeelin on August 13, 2019, 10:51:39 PM
Imelda May to sing a song.

Actually, I'll predict me being glued to the TV watching it and checking the phone saying yes well done such and such. Fair play SS you got me in the mood for it right enough. ;D
Title: Re: 2019 Football Final - Up for the Match prediction
Post by: Farrandeelin on August 31, 2019, 09:38:29 PM
Seamus Darby might get a mention.

 8)