Teachers

[THE MIGHTY QUINN]

Teachers seem to have an uncanny knack of doing things the hard way. My missus is a teacher and each Summer and Christmas she sets exams for her pupils.

However when it cones to marking them it always takes her ages because instead of ensuring that the  total marks available for the exam are 100 or a figure which easily multiplies up to 100 she always leaves it that total number of marks available is some obscure number so that she has to use a calculator to work out the percentages for each pupil.

There's no doubt about it if there's a hard way and an easy way to do something teachers will always pick the hard way.

[Seany]

Once again, Mighty has interjected with what appears to be a complete stream of consciousness with no regard to the other important topics going on all around him.  Teachers do an important job in difficult circumstances and so what if they have to use a calculator to add up their pupils' marks.  Time for peace.  Time for Mighty Quinn to Go.  You are not the funniest person on this board. Please refrain from using it to think out loud.

[THE MIGHTY QUINN]

Funny I sort of sussed when you set up the poll against me that you were probably a teacher so I set up this thread to flush you out. Typically you jumped to the bait. Is it any wonder that kids can still run rings round you all.

[Farrandeelin]

Huh? What do you mean kids run rings around you all?

[Seany]

...and judging by the time you obviously have to think up and then set up your inane ramblings about people like Bono who is a fantastic person and Gerry Ryan who is the housewives' choice, I'd say it's a fair bet you're one of the half million yes HALF A f**king MILLION layabouts who 'work' in the Civil Service. My source for the statistic because as you all know, Seany only deals in FACTS, is from the link below. 



http://www.civilservice.gov.uk/about/statistics/archive/2003/numbers.asp

[THE MIGHTY QUINN]

Well given that I admitted that I was a Civil Servant on my earlier ' Is the Civil Service Shite' poll ( which proves that unlike teachers we can enjoy a joke at our own expense) it didn't take a genius to work that one out.

You can also check out the times of my postings and you'll see that I never post during working hours which for the Civil Service is 9 to 5 and don't knock off at 3.30 like you crying cnuts.

As regards your statistics you can shove them, its a well known fact that regardless of how shite a teacher is they can't be got rid of. They are accountable to no one.

Teachers are bollixes they don't live in the real world because a high number of teachers marry teachers, they socialise with teachers  (who the phuck would want to go out with them) so they meet no one else in life except teachers and schoolchildren. How's that for a sad existence

[Seany]

What makes you think I am a teacher?


Once again you are running to conclusions and jumping to them as quickly as the Civil Service did in the Arms in Iraq case, all of which has caused us untold misery with international terrorism and the Iraqi conflict.  Well done lads.  Though the Civil Service is now doing a better job of ruining the system from within by 'losing' disks with people's intimate details on them.  it would suit you better Mighty to check under your desk to see if you left those disks at your arse rather than posting unfunny nonsense.  The big question is; WHat piece of incompetence from the Civil Service will hit the news next week?' ANy truth in the rumour that you each have a deck of cards in your drawer, just in case the computers go down and you have to play Solitaire on your desk? 

[ONeill]

Teachers are bollixes

I agree.

[pintsofguinness]

However when it cones to marking them it always takes her ages because instead of ensuring that the  total marks available for the exam are 100 or a figure which easily multiplies up to 100 she always leaves it that total number of marks available is some obscure number so that she has to use a calculator to work out the percentages for each pupil.

Sure it gives them something to do.

Teachers are bollixes they don't live in the real world because a high number of teachers marry teachers, they socialise with teachers  (who the phuck would want to go out with them) so they meet no one else in life except teachers and schoolchildren. How's that for a sad existence

I'd say that goes down well in the your family. 


There are a high percentage of teachers who have their heads up their arse - it's no coincidence that those type of people are drawn to the profession.

[THE MIGHTY QUINN]

The fact that you bursted your hole to leap to the defence of teachers would indicate that you're in that profession as I don't see too many others wanting to defend you, particularly in the run up to Christmas when, regardless of the impact on working parents you let kids off for half days and study days etc. I don't know what will happen in the Civil Service over the next week, however I can be sure that unlike you lazy cnuts at least we'll be at work and not off from now until mid January

[Seany]

Teachers are bollixes they don't live in the real world because a high number of teachers marry teachers, they socialise with teachers  (who the phuck would want to go out with them) so they meet no one else in life except teachers and schoolchildren. How's that for a sad existence

You've just said you are married to one. Obviously you wanted to go out with one.  How's that for a sad existence.  I wouldn't touch one with a barge pole.  Far better go for a nurse.  Guaranteed a blow job on the second night.

[ONeill]

I wouldn't touch one with a barge pole.  Far better go for a nurse.  Guaranteed a blow job on the second night.

I know a couple of male nurses and they'd be outraged at that.

[THE MIGHTY QUINN]

Thankfully my missus wasn't a teacher when I met her and only became a teacher some years later after doing the one year PGCE course. By that stage we had kids and she wanted a handy number. She hasn't therefore had the 4 year brainwashing course that you all get in St Mary's. As for you I'd say you are married to a teacher given that on a Saturday night you've nothing better to do that play on your computer. Me, I'm off out to the pub for a feed of pints that would burst a horse. Bye bye

[pintsofguinness]

There are a high percentage of teachers who have their heads up their arse - it's no coincidence that those type of people are drawn to the profession.

Would there be many like them on the Board, Pints?

Well only O'Neill really. 

But I do know quite a few teachers and I'd say at least half of them are like that. 
With you being in constant contact with teachers, would you agree or disagree with that view?

[Seany]

Nope.  I'd say she is too busy using her calculator adding up the percentages.

I'd say she'd use any excuse to get out of having to go to bed with Mighty Quinn.  he seems the most intolerable bollox on the board.  'Sorry pet'no sex tonight.  it's these percentages.  They have to be done.  I have to multiply 65 by 1.78435 in order to get a mark out of one hunderd and then a comment and then a place in class and then a class average...  No sex tonight'.