Why Larry Reilly is better than either Pele or Maradona

anglocelt39 · February 23, 2008, 02:13:36 PM

Well I hear you went down to Kilbeggan and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Ballyjamesduff
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife from a close friend, and...

Ah jesus this gets just better and better. Now if the Deise can't end their all Ireland famine after this effort I give up

Bud Wiser · February 23, 2008, 05:41:49 PM

The mods should have a little flag to put beside posts that are worth reading, I passed over this several times. Yesterday I just clicked as I was about to switch off and ended up being late because I kept reading. Fair play to lynchbhoy for a great thread. I'd say if Larry Reilly had been born a few miles south west of his current abode he would have made a great team mate of Shane (The Cake) Curran.

Guillem2 · February 23, 2008, 09:21:52 PM

Great thread

mylestheslasher · February 23, 2008, 09:43:05 PM

Quote from: Bud Wiser on February 23, 2008, 05:41:49 PM
The mods should have a little flag to put beside posts that are worth reading, I passed over this several times. Yesterday I just clicked as I was about to switch off and ended up being late because I kept reading. Fair play to lynchbhoy for a great thread. I'd say if Larry Reilly had been born a few miles south west of his current abode he would have made a great team mate of Shane (The Cake) Curran.

Larry Reilly eats cake for breakfast.

DoYerJob Linesman · February 23, 2008, 10:56:54 PM

Maradona battled obesity towards the end of is career.

Larry Reilly battled obesity his whole career!

Surreal Steve · February 24, 2008, 03:11:50 AM

Jesus uns didnt half rape and pillage this thread. a bit like prison break, excellent start but then the arse starts to get worn....

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Shamrock Shore · February 24, 2008, 10:57:26 PM

Larry Reilly was once asked "Larry, do you fear Longford on Sunday"

"No - did them hoors ever win an Ulster title"?

thebandit · February 25, 2008, 11:20:52 AM

If Larry Reilly had been born in Ballaghdereen it would be in Cavan

ludermor · February 25, 2008, 11:46:17 AM

Quote from: mylestheslasher on February 23, 2008, 09:43:05 PM
Quote from: Bud Wiser on February 23, 2008, 05:41:49 PM
The mods should have a little flag to put beside posts that are worth reading, I passed over this several times. Yesterday I just clicked as I was about to switch off and ended up being late because I kept reading. Fair play to lynchbhoy for a great thread. I'd say if Larry Reilly had been born a few miles south west of his current abode he would have made a great team mate of Shane (The Cake) Curran.

Larry Reilly eats cake for breakfast.

More sex scandals from the rossies

Louth Exile · February 25, 2008, 01:30:14 PM

Some pure classics lads, great way to cheer yourself up on a Monday

Billys Boots · February 25, 2008, 02:08:30 PM

We've always been proud to be Larries!

amallon · February 25, 2008, 02:23:44 PM

When Larry Reilly was circumsized his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of Gaelic Football. Today we know Larry Reilly's foreskin as Ryan McMenemin!

mylestheslasher · February 25, 2008, 03:12:13 PM

I think you'll find Larrys foreskin amounted to a better footballer than McMenamin. I heard a rumour in the blackhorse that Larrys foreskin became Maurice Fitzgerald and that Maurice quit the football as he knew he was only partially as good as Larry and a part of Larry would never stand to be partially as good as anyone!

T O Hare · February 25, 2008, 04:04:27 PM

When Larry Reilly pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction!!!

GrandMasterFlash · February 25, 2008, 05:09:39 PM

"When God said "Let there be light" Larry said "Say Please.""