A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[give her dixie]

I hope you learned a lesson.......................

Pub owner fined after Irish 'nuns' are caught drinking illegally


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21534215

[Billys Boots]

Piss off home the lot of ye - there's some revenue buck coming to see me tomorrow and me head is melted.

[the Deel Rover]

The horse burgers seem to be going well for ya Billy at least you don't have to call them beef burgers anymore like ya used to and while your at it would you throw on another pint of that horse piss that ya serve good man. What time is the Liverpool match on at ?

[Billys Boots]

There's a trough for Crossmolina (and Crossmaglen) people in the yard; kindly use it. 

[the Deel Rover]

There's a knock on the door Billy must be the revenue will I let them in for you? and by the way bc1 is asleep in the trough . 

[Billys Boots]

There's no-one at home ...

[brokencrossbar1]

I wasssn't sssleeeping, jusss havin a wee rest!  That's good grub William,I could horse that in to me neigh problem!!!

It's early so I need to take it easy, just a large Powers please and let the Revenue men in,I have a bit of an edge on me today and might take a cut off them! 

[muppet]

Billy I would never look a gift burger in the mouth.

Another porter please.

[Billys Boots]

F*ck off, I'm somewhere else.

[Hardy]

Knock-knock.

[Tony Baloney]

There is a bit of a stretch in the evening now, pint and Powers there William when you're finished brushing your hair please.

Mixologist, after what I mixed over the weekend what I need is a toxicologist!!!

Quare tan on you for February. Fancy dan!

[LeoMc]

Knock knock?
Jeez is this place gone now too?
Between the smoking ban and the revenue there is nowhere a man can have a pint if a Monday night?

[brokencrossbar1]

Boys a dear I thought this place closed down! Any of the other locals around. I'm just topping up from the early Monday Club celebrating out 127th Armagh championship in a row!!  Fair turn in the temperature, time to put a coat on in bed!

[STREET FIGHTER]

Give us a pint a stout and and half 'un my good man......

[ONeill]

Margarita with extra salt. Umbrella? Yes.