A. Hardy & Sons - Licensed Vintners, No underage gobshites please!

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Any Trappist yet? Thought not, I'm off again, peasants! 

[LeoMc]

Cabernet? I thought you were trying to keep them fekin christmas parties out of here after thon quare one last year flashing at just retired and him takinthe wrong idea.

[JUst retired]

Leomac,It was`nt the wrong idea,but I had to attend the clinic for three months after it. Maybe it was the wrong idea.

[Puckoon]

Surprised with the week that's in it there aren't more in here. Do you have the Blarney Band booked for Saturday?

Head is lifting here, I need a Bloody Mary.

[Denn Forever]

Surprised with the week that's in it there aren't more in here. Do you have the Blarney Band booked for Saturday?

Head is lifting here, I need a Bloody Mary.

No Cocktails here.

[Hardy]

I need a Bloody Mary.

Heads turn from the racing on TV. Heads turn to each other. Heads shake. Heads turn back to TV.

[Billys Boots]

Here's a bottle of Macardles; let me not hear another word out of ye!

[Puckoon]

Well you finally got the TV in, that's progression.

[Hardy]

The ould black and white is only brought in for Cheltenham.

[muppet]

The picture of Hardy's tv isn't very good but at least you can hear the commentary.

[Puckoon]

What is the wifi password?

[Hardy]

It's always the same - if the wifi calls, I'm not here.

[brokencrossbar1]

Any chance for one of these?

[AbbeySider]

Gimmi a hot wan, cloves and lemon. Dosed with the cold.

*looks around* How ye men...

[AbbeySider]

Gimmi a hot wan, cloves and lemon. Dosed with the cold.

*looks around* How ye men...

Chriest are ya trying to strangle me! Throw another drop of sugar in that, good lad.