Northern Ireland Civil Servants claim £24m in sick pay.

[Bensars]

Recently heard a good one while having a pint with friends.

An individual  in the civil service and knows every trick going. He recently went to them and told them his wife couldnt get off work during the summer months and he would have to take the school holidays off to child mind.
This was rejected by his immediate management. he then stated that he felt the decision was sexist, the manager shit themselves and hes now off for the summer .


Any Jobs going in the CS ?

[Balboa]

Recently heard a good one while having a pint with friends.

An individual  in the civil service and knows every trick going. He recently went to them and told them his wife couldnt get off work during the summer months and he would have to take the school holidays off to child mind.
This was rejected by his immediate management. he then stated that he felt the decision was sexist, the manager shit themselves and hes now off for the summer .


Any Jobs going in the CS ?

He will be happy enough as long as he does not mind not getting paid when he is off. It called "term time".

[Long time dead]

Recently heard a good one while having a pint with friends.

An individual  in the civil service and knows every trick going. He recently went to them and told them his wife couldnt get off work during the summer months and he would have to take the school holidays off to child mind.
This was rejected by his immediate management. he then stated that he felt the decision was sexist, the manager shit themselves and hes now off for the summer .


Any Jobs going in the CS ?

Bet he isn't getting paid though.