Tiger Woods has a cut on his face

[magickingdom]

There will be some media frenzy when he pitches up to the police station.

if i were tiger i'd tell the cops and robbers(press) to fock off its none of their business, patch things up with the missus, be good and win a major asap. a storm in a golf cup. .

Putt it all behind him?

exactly tiger knows the score; bad drive into the trees, he must give up the birdie but he can still save par here. .

[muppet]

Are there any reports on whether the golf club was damaged?

Did the wife get any advice from Tiger's caddy before choosing which club to use?

I think Tiger took one club to many.

[Tony Baloney]

Are there any reports on whether the golf club was damaged?

Did the wife get any advice from Tiger's caddy before choosing which club to use?

I think Tiger took one club to many.

I think his wife took exception to him playing in the rough.

[Puckoon]

Or maybe putting from the rough.

[Square Ball]

Or maybe putting from the rough.

how many strokes would he be allowed?

[heganboy]

nothing worse than when your ball's buried in the rough

[Caid]

Will Tiger and Elin be able to iron out this situation or will it drive a wedge between them?

[brokencrossbar1]

I doubt if he would need a sand wedge to get his ball(s) of your woman's big bunker!

[Puckoon]

It just goes to show you - cheating is rife in golf.

[heganboy]

under the circumstances he might have been better with a flop shot rather than going right at the hole

*gets coat

[Puckoon]

Clearly tiger was the victim of a bad lie.

[muppet]

No mention of the Ryder Cup?

[Caid]

I think Tiger may actually be a Cheetah

[Hardy]

It wasn't the clubs in the bag, it was the bag in the club.

[heganboy]

apparently elin released a statement- said it was 2.30 and they were heading our clubbing