Tiger Woods has a cut on his face

[magickingdom]

if i were tiger i'd tell the cops and robbers(press) to fock off its none of their business, patch things up with the missus, be good and win a major asap. a storm in a golf cup. .

[Puckoon]

They thought that he had just suffered a scratch from the accident but on closer inspection he appears to be affected by a very nasty slice.

[Tony Baloney]

There will be some media frenzy when he pitches up to the police station.

if i were tiger i'd tell the cops and robbers(press) to fock off its none of their business, patch things up with the missus, be good and win a major asap. a storm in a golf cup. .

Putt it all behind him?

[nrico2006]

I heard he was on the Buckie.

[deiseach]

Never believe anything until it's officially denied

[Mario]

This thread is missing something important, pictures of the girl he allegedly had the affair with. Pictures of Tigers wife would also be welcome.

[Minder]

This thread is missing something important, pictures of the girl he allegedly had the affair with. Pictures of Tigers wife would also be welcome.

Alleged mistress

[Bacon]

They can't be real? 

[Minder]

They can't be real? 

They are, genuine Jimmy Choos, about $700 a pair.

[Mario]

Shes good from the face down, looks like a tranny though

[Orior]

Yeah, definite tranny

[The squinted eye]

Amazing story about that one, I remember her picture from 9/11

[ziggysego]

Yeah, definite tranny

The first thing I thought! 

[Minder]

Yeah, definite tranny

The first thing I thought! 

I bet it was.

[Chrisowc]

Are there any reports on whether the golf club was damaged?

Did the wife get any advice from Tiger's caddy before choosing which club to use?