Kerry V Cork 2pm Killarney

[Rossfan]

Lads, you are deported to Guantanamo Bay and you have the option of selecting your own method of torture.
Would you go with:
a) Listening to the commentary of Ger Canning & Martin Carney on a never-ending loop
b) Listening to the commentary of Marty Morrissey & Martin Carney on a never-ending loop
or
c) being water-boarded by Martin Carney (remember, you won't be able to hear him under the water)

(d) Listening to Tyroners whinging
(e) reading Syfín's half million posts non stop

[Syferus]

Lads, you are deported to Guantanamo Bay and you have the option of selecting your own method of torture.
Would you go with:
a) Listening to the commentary of Ger Canning & Martin Carney on a never-ending loop
b) Listening to the commentary of Marty Morrissey & Martin Carney on a never-ending loop
or
c) being water-boarded by Martin Carney (remember, you won't be able to hear him under the water)

(d) Listening to Tyroners whinging
(e) reading Syfín's half million posts non stop

(f) hearing Rossfan continually write off the careers of Cregg and Donie Shine only to be proven wrong the next week

[From the Bunker]

Have watched a heap of games now where with 10 minutes to go the team leading by 3+ points will do one or all of the following to waste time and kill the flow of play.

Players (from the team leading) who get fouled (at even the most minor level) and pretend to be in serous pain.
Players (from the team leading) who when conceding an free, jibe, hold onto the ball and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) who when winning a free, jibe and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) pull down a player, run away from the incident, get called back from the ref and get a black card.
Players (from the team leading) just playing keep ball and winding down the clock.
Players (from the team leading) taking an age to take a free and then deciding to leave it to a colleague to take.
Substitutions from the leading team.

The irony is that the way the rules are laid out the referee is your best friend at this point (if you are leading that is). He help burn up as much time as you like and won't add a bit on for it.

[Syferus]

Have watched a heap of games now where with 10 minutes to go the team leading by 3+ points will do one or all of the following to waste time and kill the flow of play.

Players (from the team leading) who get fouled (at even the most minor level) and pretend to be in serous pain.
Players (from the team leading) who when conceding an free, jibe, hold onto the ball and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) who when winning a free, jibe and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) pull down a player, run away from the incident, get called back from the ref and get a black card.
Players (from the team leading) just playing keep ball and winding down the clock.
Players (from the team leading) taking an age to take a free and then deciding to leave it to a colleague to take.
Substitutions from the leading team.

The irony is that the way the rules are laid out the referee is your best friend at this point (if you are leading that is). He help burn up as much time as you like and won't add a bit on for it.

You'd have been feeling awful refreshed if you watched us last weekend so.

[trileacman]

Have watched a heap of games now where with 10 minutes to go the team leading by 3+ points will do one or all of the following to waste time and kill the flow of play.

Players (from the team leading) who get fouled (at even the most minor level) and pretend to be in serous pain.
Players (from the team leading) who when conceding an free, jibe, hold onto the ball and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) who when winning a free, jibe and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) pull down a player, run away from the incident, get called back from the ref and get a black card.
Players (from the team leading) just playing keep ball and winding down the clock.
Players (from the team leading) taking an age to take a free and then deciding to leave it to a colleague to take.
Substitutions from the leading team.

The irony is that the way the rules are laid out the referee is your best friend at this point (if you are leading that is). He help burn up as much time as you like and won't add a bit on for it.

Whilst the others are cynical you can't really complain about that. What dya expect them to do? Hand the ball back to the opposition?

[Hardy]

All that is spot on. The best solution would be an independent 'ball in play' clock implemented for the last ten minutes.

[From the Bunker]

Have watched a heap of games now where with 10 minutes to go the team leading by 3+ points will do one or all of the following to waste time and kill the flow of play.

Players (from the team leading) who get fouled (at even the most minor level) and pretend to be in serous pain.
Players (from the team leading) who when conceding an free, jibe, hold onto the ball and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) who when winning a free, jibe and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) pull down a player, run away from the incident, get called back from the ref and get a black card.
Players (from the team leading) just playing keep ball and winding down the clock.
Players (from the team leading) taking an age to take a free and then deciding to leave it to a colleague to take.
Substitutions from the leading team.

The irony is that the way the rules are laid out the referee is your best friend at this point (if you are leading that is). He help burn up as much time as you like and won't add a bit on for it.

You'd have been feeling awful refreshed if you watched us last weekend so.

I was away on Holidays. Just got sight of 2 minutes highlights  Ros/Ferm on RTE Player today. Penalty was never a penalty! I suppose you can put it down to what us Mayo people now call a Cormac Reilly moment!

[manfromdelmonte]

All that is spot on. The best solution would be an independent 'ball in play' clock implemented for the last ten minutes.

GAA don't like hooters or stop clocks

[Jinxy]

Everybody loves hooters.

[From the Bunker]

Have watched a heap of games now where with 10 minutes to go the team leading by 3+ points will do one or all of the following to waste time and kill the flow of play.

Players (from the team leading) who get fouled (at even the most minor level) and pretend to be in serous pain.
Players (from the team leading) who when conceding an free, jibe, hold onto the ball and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) who when winning a free, jibe and have handbags with the opposition.
Players (from the team leading) pull down a player, run away from the incident, get called back from the ref and get a black card.
Players (from the team leading) just playing keep ball and winding down the clock.
Players (from the team leading) taking an age to take a free and then deciding to leave it to a colleague to take.
Substitutions from the leading team.

The irony is that the way the rules are laid out the referee is your best friend at this point (if you are leading that is). He help burn up as much time as you like and won't add a bit on for it.

Whilst the others are cynical you can't really complain about that. What dya expect them to do? Hand the ball back to the opposition?

It's exactly what i expect when you have the ball as much as the other listed items when you don't. This was just a to do list when ahead. It was not labeling cynical play!

[bennydorano]

Enjoyed that! Weather atrocious, Shehan was easily man of the match despite what that Carney tool said. Actually thought Loughrey did as well as I've seen anyone on O'Donoghue. Corks marquee forwards, who were so dangerous in the league had zero impact.

I thought Loughrey was excellent.

Me too. The commentary was embarrassing.

[moysider]

Everybody loves hooters.

Yes and the bigger.... er I mean louder, the better.

[Jinxy]

Enjoyed that! Weather atrocious, Shehan was easily man of the match despite what that Carney tool said. Actually thought Loughrey did as well as I've seen anyone on O'Donoghue. Corks marquee forwards, who were so dangerous in the league had zero impact.

I thought Loughrey was excellent.

Me too. The commentary was embarrassing.

Very much so.

[Hardy]

There was nothing malicious in it, though.

[trileacman]

Everybody loves hooters.

Yes and the bigger.... er I mean louder, the better.

Ger Canning likes Huge ones