Things you like to do when the wifes away/home alone?

[Ulick]

I get a strange satisfaction with throwing the rubbish into the one bin without recycling.

[Nally Stand]

Subconsciuosly, and in a matter of minutes, turn the entire place into a pig sty

[delboy]

I get a strange satisfaction with throwing the rubbish into the one bin without recycling.

I do that all the time anyway

Spending lots of mindless hours on the xbox drinking beer and killing things 

[nrico2006]

I'm sure a lot of boys footer with channels on Sky that they wouldn't normally do, well unless the blade is in bed. 

[Tyrones own]

Catch up on the 100 programmes I've DVR'ed 

[The Real Laoislad]

Always get a take away if she is away for the night be it pizza, Chinese or just the chippers...

[stew]

Subconsciuosly, and in a matter of minutes, turn the entire place into a pig sty

Aye and minutes before her return run around like a mad man taking the rough off and trying to pretend it wasnt that bad.

[bingobus]

Fart out loud 

And don't go hiding, lads we all do it but I suspect some probably do it in her presence as well. Real hard men. 

[The Real Laoislad]

Subconsciuosly, and in a matter of minutes, turn the entire place into a pig sty

I'm the opposite,I am very tidy around the house and always keep the house clean.
The woman on the other hand would have the place in a mess

[The Real Laoislad]

Fart out loud 

And don't go hiding, lads we all do it but I suspect some probably do it in her presence as well. Real hard men. 

Whats wrong with doing it in her presence?
I remember when I started going out with her first and I use to nearly explode as I didn't want to fart in front of her...
That all changed after we moved in together...

[Tony Baloney]

Subconsciuosly, and in a matter of minutes, turn the entire place into a pig sty

Aye and minutes before her return run around like a mad man taking the rough off and trying to pretend it wasnt that bad.

Make a feed, have the odd beer, watch shite on tv and make a mess of the place.

Evidence of which is disposed off whilst the wife is pulling up to the house!

[theskull1]

[Hardy]

Leave the toilet seat up.
Let the grass grow.
Let the gimp out of the basement.

[The Iceman]

Hopefully she takes the kids with her.
Like to get caught up on some work outside and maybe wash the car.

Dig out the PS2 maybe.

Sleep.

The kids are harder work than the wife these days.....

[quit yo jibbajabba]

Skull - i have 2 interpretations of that pic.....either way i like it lol......