Things you like to do when the wifes away/home alone?

[Shamrock Shore]

Jazes LaoisLad. How were you single for so long 

Me - the Mrs never leaves me on my own 

[Minder]

Jazes LaoisLad. How were you single for so long 

Me - the Mrs never leaves me on my own 

Were you caught hanging out of another Larry?

[ross4life]

Sadly in my case its sleep..

Since we moved in two years ago I don't think I've had a decent nights sleep. My woman takes up 80-90% of the bed despite being half my size, I'm left hanging over one side of the bed millimetres from disaster. So on the odd night she's away I take to the bed about 8PM with Sky remote in one hand. Bliss

What about the other hand?

Jesus Minder, first have a hand down your trousers & now your asking what another lad doing with the other hand

get a grip laddie 

[stephenite]

Early afternoon I'd try and watch a Dvd or documentary that I've wanted to see for a while, after that I'd cook a nice meal at my leisure with the kitchen to myself. After that I'd probably drink a few beers while listening to loud music.

I always look forward to it like a child looks forward to Christmas, but it's alway a bit of an anti-climax.

[Shamrock Shore]

Were you caught hanging out of another Larry

Yeuch - perish the thought.

No - we are anti-social to a certain extent and when we do go out we go out together. I don't have 'lads night out' and she is the same.

Auld age is a curse!

[Niall Quinn]

The dog

[offtheground]

The dog

"came home early one night and found my dad pumping iron.......never did figure out why we called that dog iron.."

[Shamrock Shore]

Hardstation

We say "I'm not getting any (sex)" but I like your phrase.

Have u a hidden camera in our house?

[DirtyDozen12]

Sadly in my case its sleep..

Since we moved in two years ago I don't think I've had a decent nights sleep. My woman takes up 80-90% of the bed despite being half my size, I'm left hanging over one side of the bed millimetres from disaster. So on the odd night she's away I take to the bed about 8PM with Sky remote in one hand. Bliss

I know what you mean!
I find a good knee into her lower back usually moves her back to her side of the bed

LOL outstanding, nothing more hateful that sleeping on the edge of the bed!!!!

Knee in the lower back seems to be the only answer

[downredblack]

Put on some old Jamaican SKA / REGGAE full whack , drink beer and dance .

[illdecide]

Sadly in my case its sleep..

Since we moved in two years ago I don't think I've had a decent nights sleep. My woman takes up 80-90% of the bed despite being half my size, I'm left hanging over one side of the bed millimetres from disaster. So on the odd night she's away I take to the bed about 8PM with Sky remote in one hand. Bliss

I know what you mean!
I find a good knee into her lower back usually moves her back to her side of the bed

LOL outstanding, nothing more hateful that sleeping on the edge of the bed!!!!

Knee in the lower back seems to be the only answer

Lads FFS there's an easier option than that, get a bit of a semi on then turn into her (spooning) and she'll feel the semi and by feck she'll soon move over to her own side. On the plus side if she doesnt you know you're getting the ride, either way you win

[SLIGONIAN]

Sadly in my case its sleep..

Since we moved in two years ago I don't think I've had a decent nights sleep. My woman takes up 80-90% of the bed despite being half my size, I'm left hanging over one side of the bed millimetres from disaster. So on the odd night she's away I take to the bed about 8PM with Sky remote in one hand. Bliss

I know what you mean!
I find a good knee into her lower back usually moves her back to her side of the bed

LOL outstanding, nothing more hateful that sleeping on the edge of the bed!!!!

Knee in the lower back seems to be the only answer

Lads FFS there's an easier option than that, get a bit of a semi on then turn into her (spooning) and she'll feel the semi and by feck she'll soon move over to her own side. On the plus side if she doesnt you know you're getting the ride, either way you win

That reminds of me of a scene in American Beauty,  Good advice though...

[ross4life]

[5 Sams]

A feed of all the stuff I'm not allowed...then pints in the club with no curly finger

[SLIGONIAN]

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